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Got cell phone? This one had me in tears. I'm still laughing over some of the auto-corrects.
http://littlewhitelion.com/18-of-the-best-autocorrect-struggles-21607/
http://littlewhitelion.com/18-of-the-best-autocorrect-struggles-21607/
I'm not sure why they call them smart phones, at times they're more like brain fart phones. At my age I don't need something making more typos than I already do. 
I had to share with my wife. She does not get along well with technology. I thought she was going to pee in her pants.
I had to share with my wife. She does not get along well with technology. I thought she was going to pee in her pants.
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Beer Belly
Minister of Fire
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Beer Belly
Minister of Fire
too funny.....how many of us would have loved to do this...
Bret Hart
Burning Hunk
Polite is the way
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that
he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're
about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The
first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the
terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy
counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring
course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he
was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said,
"You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep
your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation......
And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second
golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that
he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're
about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The
first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the
terms.
The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy
counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring
course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he
was the Parish Priest.
The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.
The Priest said,
"You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep
your winnings."
The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"
The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a
donation......
And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.
Ashful
Minister of Fire
These are not jokes, but legit advertisements I copied out of a trade magazine ten years ago. Must've been an interesting company.
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When I was a kid I became fascinated with maps, so whenever our family of four was on vacation driving through California to wherever in a Dodge or a Plymouth, I always had a map open in my lap. I remember like it was yesterday when I spotted Nellies Nipple on the map. This might have been about three or four days after I even understood what the word "nipple" meant. My dad got a real kick out of it. My mom, not so much. 
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Ashful
Minister of Fire
Wow... I thought PA had sole rights to all the funny town names, like Blue Ball.
Town names in PA:
Balltown
Blue Ball
Intercourse
Virginville
Climax
Beaver
Big Beaver
Bird-in-Hand
Desire
Devil's Half Acre (okay... that one's just a "village")
Eighty-Four
Home
Mars
Moon
Moscow
Fear Not
Jersey Shore
Town names in PA:
Balltown
Blue Ball
Intercourse
Virginville
Climax
Beaver
Big Beaver
Bird-in-Hand
Desire
Devil's Half Acre (okay... that one's just a "village")
Eighty-Four
Home
Mars
Moon
Moscow
Fear Not
Jersey Shore
Ain't ever heard of Cut-N-Shoot, Texas I would venture. Or Muleshoe, Texas. Locally known as Gennie Slipper.
HDRock
Minister of Fire
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