Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[4fire]

 

[fespo]

Free hickory wood? ya right
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Free hickory wood while it lasts


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Here we have a bunch of hickory wood. This specific wood is exceptional and like no other for grilling

 

[Oldman47]

That hickory looks a lot like cottonwood to me.

 

[Jay106n]

Oh man look at this mess.....
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FREE WOOD if you CUT the TREE (NEW HAVEN)

 

[iamlucky13]

The price is a bit high, and it doesn't look like that will stack out to a full cord, but for once, it looks properly seasoned. I can live with the fact that some of the wood is crooked.

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[English BoB]

The price is a bit high, and it doesn't look like that will stack out to a full cord, but for once, it looks properly seasoned. I can live with the fact that some of the wood is crooked.

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Personally I would put it in the ugly pile.

bob

 

[Madhatter9]

Id like whomever calculated the price of that table to come and write me a cheque for 1/4 of that for the stack of hardwood skids I have here... she can make all the crooked tabled she wants

 

[D8Chumley]

Looks like there's plenty of room for it right where it sits. Or is it just me?

 

[Madhatter9]

It's code for its Ugly and I want it out of my house lol

 

[D8Chumley]

 

[Omaha419]

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Free OAK!! twigs for anyone interested. Must take it all.

 

[XJcacher]

 

[edge-of-the-woods]

Please tell me I am the first to post this. Is there a prize?

How do you cut down one tree and get FIVE stumps? By the way, bring something to cut it with, "a chainsaw or something". Or something?

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"free firewood. we cut down a tree and have five big stumps. take a couple or take all. you will need a chainsaw or something to cut it up."​

 

[begreen]

Looks like there may be 5 big trunk rounds from the same tree. I think I would show up with a splitter or at least a maul and some wedges.

 

[firefighterjake]

Please tell me I am the first to post this. Is there a prize?

How do you cut down one tree and get FIVE stumps? By the way, bring something to cut it with, "a chainsaw or something". Or something?

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"free firewood. we cut down a tree and have five big stumps. take a couple or take all. you will need a chainsaw or something to cut it up."​

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It's like Jesus and the Miracle of the Fish and Loaves of Bread . . .

 

[Ashful]

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Nice house, but why on earth would they feature the one hanging over their pond in their "several downed trees for free" ad?

 

[homebrewz]

Right in front of a house with solar panels. Nice..

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"I have two oak trees. You can keep the wood for your service of cutting them down. They are approximately each 50+ ft tall. Must be experienced, equipped to remove and insured."

 

[Jay106n]

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$250 for a few logs lmao. Lets take more pictures to make it look like I have more wood.

 

[Roundgunner]

Eww that is close to me, let me go count out my money right now...

 

[begreen]

Hope the price includes the trailer.

 

[4fire]

Maybe someone out there is seeing all these awesome deals on wood and wants to get a stove to take advantage of it.
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[D8Chumley]

If the stove didn't cause that, I wonder what did

 

[Jay106n]

Maybe someone out there is seeing all these awesome deals on wood and wants to get a stove to take advantage of it.
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Being a hoarder didn't contribute one bit

 

[4fire]

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Apparently, cottonwood is good for everything. Firewood, furniture, and smoking meat. Doesn't green cottonwood smoke smell like cat pee?

" We had a large five trunk cottonwood tree removed in early spring this year and the tree service cut it into several sections of large pieces, medium pieces, and smaller pieces and small logs. I took pictures of the different sections.

I started cutting some of the small and medium pieces into firewood and it cuts nicely and is dry. I gave some to my neighbor across the street and he burns it for his firepit and his wood smoker. He says it is excellent wood.

Price is $50 per truckload and you can back your pickup right up to it. I can also help load if you are taking the bigger heavier pieces. Some will take two people to lift.

If you want it all, make me an offer and I can help you load it.

See the pictures below

Picture one -- large pieces -- very heavy and some are 4 feet in diameter. These could make good furniture or table tops.

Picture two -- firewood I cut from some of the smaller pieces -- if interested in more firewood than this, let me know and I can cut some more.

Pictures three and four -- medium and small pieces -- these can be sold as is or cut into firewood.

Picture five -- a stack of mostly small, thin logs that they guys cut up from the branches. These make good standalone pieces of firewood."

 

[gregbesia]

And then you have this. Man, I wish I was closer