Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[clemsonfor]

Nails dont really kill trees unless its an extreme case. Maybe lots of copper nails?

As a forester we see all kinds of metal in trees! Everything from tire rims, wire, nails, railroad spikes, head bolts, screw in steps, etc

 

[Dmitry]

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[Ashful]

Nails dont really kill trees unless its an extreme case. Maybe lots of copper nails?

As a forester we see all kinds of metal in trees! Everything from tire rims, wire, nails, railroad spikes, head bolts, screw in steps, etc

Yeah. If nails killed trees, old farmers would have had a lot of trouble hanging wire fence!

 

[rippinryno]

Dimensional lumber in the far back of that one ad....id take that. I built a chicken coop from Craigslist scrap lumber. I don't see the reason to make fun of that ad.....somebody could likely get good use from it. One mans trash is another's treasure.

 

[clemsonfor]

Yea that one was not as bad as others. Like when they call it firewood. Or it a bunch of rotted okay and nail filled busted and rotted 2x4s

 

[LocustPocust]

Does the tire come with the deal? : D

 

[XJcacher]

You can't make stuff like this up.
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Posted: about an hour ago

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free bloomers (greenland)

condition: new

safety tips

• prohibited items

• product recalls

• avoiding scams

I am giving these new not used bloomers away to anyone who wants them. Serious inquiries only please. Thanks

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5381096694


posted: 2015-12-30 2:55pm


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♥ best of [?]

 

[rippinryno]

^^^i think we have a winner.

 

[D8Chumley]

Yup, this here hardwood has been seasoned from the back bumper to the end of the splitter

 

[Holzstapel]

This craigslister will pay you $50 to take all of the wood of his property

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[claydogg84]

This craigslister will pay you $50 to take all of the wood of his property

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Haha.. That one got a chuckle out of me. At least he's smart enough to realize someone isn't going to do it for free.

 

[iamlucky13]

This craigslister will pay you $50 to take all of the wood of his property

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I'd probably do it for $50.

 

[iamlucky13]

$300 worth of widowmaker.

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[David.Ervin]

$300 worth of widowmaker.

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HOLY CRAP, I wouldn't touch that with my saw on a bet.

 

[Riff]

So drop a fairly good size silver maple in a residential area, some of the branches are pretty close to the power lines and the house drop power line is running not too far along another side of the tree.

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[iamlucky13]

The nonsense is spreading.

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[saskwoodburner]

Here's a deal on a stove lol

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[johneh]

Here's a deal on a stove lol

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Only in Canada EH

 

[saskwoodburner]

Only in Canada EH

I mean obviously some of the stoves posted have a value attached, but I think so many are out to lunch. These are probably the stoves that got removed when they bought a newer style stove.

I did come across a Jotul 602 with pipe/chimney/ accessories etc for $450, and a regency? something or other for about the same.

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I'm not sure if these are good deals, but I've at least heard of them on here.

 

[johneh]

The advertiser must think it is gold didn't look around to see what was for sale and the prices
Some peoples junk is other peoples gold

 

[iamlucky13]

Gone? As in, somebody actually came and took that mess off your hands?

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[AmbDrvr253]

Never ceases to amaze me what some people think

 

[homebrewz]

Here's a nice curvy black walnut yard tree for your consideration. At least they thanked us for looking..

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"We have good size walnut tree that has to come down. Tree has a lot of nice lumber. You can have it if you remove everything and grind the stump 12" under the ground. If you have any question please call or text. Thank you for looking."

 

[Jay106n]

Here's a nice curvy black walnut yard tree for your consideration. At least they thanked us for looking..

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"We have good size walnut tree that has to come down. Tree has a lot of nice lumber. You can have it if you remove everything and grind the stump 12" under the ground. If you have any question please call or text. Thank you for looking."
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And stump grinding required. lol. Good luck with that.

 

[Ashful]

Not to mention, I'm not seeing any nice lumber coming out of that twisted mess of a tree.