Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[XJcacher]

Anyone but his neighbor who he loves SO MUCH.

 

[D8Chumley]

That's the Christmas spirit! Lol

 

[Craig S.]

Bring your truck ...

 

[Clyde S. Dale]

This may actually be a good deal for some of you guys out West - East coast hard wood delivered to your door in a minivan, er ah truck, lol.

TRUCK LOAD of FIRE WOOD - $300 (PA)




FIRE WOOD DELIVERED ANYWHERE

(broken link removed to http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mat/4817002696.html)

 

[CombatChris]

(broken link removed to https://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/zip/4831566855.html)

I want to message the guy that he's going to need a tree service to drop those since they're right in between the power lines and his house. If they drop and buck, I'll gladly come by and help clean up. Hell, I'll even come and help buck. But getting just anyone to drop those suckers where they are? I wouldn't ask someone to do that around MY place!

 

[CombatChris]

(broken link removed to https://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/zip/4831566855.html)

I want to message the guy that he's going to need a tree service to drop those since they're right in between the power lines and his house. If they drop and buck, I'll gladly come by and help clean up. Hell, I'll even come and help buck. But getting just anyone to drop those suckers where they are? I wouldn't ask someone to do that around MY place!

Well I DID message him. And he found someone to come and do it - take all 6 trees down and haul them off - for free.

To be perfectly honest, if I had the gear:

A good saw with a ~24" bar or so, and maybe a smaller one for limbing
A full size truck with a full size bed
A dual-axle trailer

(and time)

... then I would take him up on it on the provision that I'm not liable for anything which might come down wrong.

 

[4fire]

Offer him enough, and he might let you cut this dead tree down in his yard.
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"Large Cedar Tree - Main trunk is 30" x 15'
Numerous smaller logs (I will post picture shortly)

I would imagine this would be of use to a hobbyist or someone with a small Sawmill.

There is a central core of the tree that has died.

$ Best Offer $ for the wood.

Send me an email or give me a call, ready to sell."

 

[D8Chumley]

Here's your "seasoned wood " guy
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[7acres]

Here's your "seasoned wood " guy
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Haha! Love this line, "We are aggressive and want to be your firewood dealer or supplier."

 

[northwinds]

Haha! Love this line, "We are aggressive and want to be your firewood dealer or supplier."

"Have your wood custom cut to your lengths, no extra charge!" It's cut and seasoned while you wait.

 

[Roundgunner]

I like the fact that they will cut to length needed. Make the deal for green with a discount and it will be the same age but cheaper.

 

[D8Chumley]

Yeah, give me the gray stuff on top thank you very much. See the water leeching out the bottom of the pile in the one pic? Haha good stuff!!

 

[WiscWoody]

I'm glad that I can find, cut, split and stack/dry all of my wood that I need year after year from neighbors.

 

[bobdog2o02]

Here's your "seasoned wood " guy
(broken link removed to http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grd/4868382173.html)

I thought this thread was dead. IT LIVES!! Loving it.

 

[clemsonfor]

I know, I couldnt believe when I saw the notification for it.

 

[D8Chumley]

I was bored, they shut down the job for the rest of the week and the wife is at work so I had some free time on my hands I had to search to find the thread after I found the CL ad, it wasn't easy to find

 

[macattack_ga]

Yeah, give me the gray stuff on top thank you very much. See the water leeching out the bottom of the pile in the one pic? Haha good stuff!!

Could the wood on the bottom be "stacked" to form a wall retaining the gray wood that is "dumped" causing an optical illusion effect?

 

[bobdog2o02]

BTW, gray does not equal dry. Just means its been in the sun.......

 

[D8Chumley]

I agree but it's gotta be drier than what's on the bottom of the pile.

 

[fespo]

I found this today and don't know what to think about this one
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fire wood - $100 (mchenry)
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2 x 4's and 1 by's for outdoor or indoor wood burners. Excellent burning. Dramatically increases the temperature making your unit more efficient. We consistently have 100 tons. Mix with logs for a hotter fire. We can sell it all or just some. Cost is a $100 ton picked up. We can deliver it anywhere in the entire Midwest up to 16 tons per load. Delivery rates vary.

 

[BrotherBart]

Translation: "Our disposal bills are killing us. Please pay us for this stuff."

 

[drz1050]

What a deal!! (broken link removed to https://albany.craigslist.org/for/4901138477.html)

 

[claydogg84]

What a deal!! (broken link removed to https://albany.craigslist.org/for/4901138477.html)

The stupidity of some people can be mind blowing.

 

[MrWhoopee]

Please post a screen shot of your find, not just the link. That way the stupidity will be memorialized long after the author takes it down.

 

[Seasoned Oak]

I just bought a brand new stoker for $1650. But i can find a lot of the same kind 25 years old and worn out on craigslist for $2000-2500 . What kind of meds must these people be taking????????