Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[Craig S.]

Hey, Its free!

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[FATANDY21]

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Let me go grab my shovel

 

[dougand3]

Let me go grab my shovel

It says serious inquiries only....do you have a really serious shovel??? And don't forget proper arborist etiquette....yell "TIMBER" really loud before tree hits the house.

 

[KD0AXS]

I see no mention of a shovel. It only says "you can dig and haul away".

I'll be right over.

 

[BillLion]

Hey, Its free!

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Triumph had a great song that describes these people "Lost in a World of Fantasy"

 

[D8Chumley]

I see no mention of a shovel. It only says "you can dig and haul away".

I'll be right over.

We have a 365 where I work, I have run it. Has a long stick but we seem to only use it as an ME. I wish they would buy a shorter stick for it. We used to have a 375 and 385 and also a PC 600 that I've run as well. Do you run that?

 

[KD0AXS]

We have a 365 where I work, I have run it. Has a long stick but we seem to only use it as an ME. I wish they would buy a shorter stick for it. We used to have a 375 and 385 and also a PC 600 that I've run as well. Do you run that?

No, I just found that pic using Google images. I've got quite a few hours in a Bobcat when I used to do snow removal, but that's about the biggest piece of equipment I've run.

 

[D8Chumley]

10-4. I've run some bigger iron being an equiptment operator. I ran D 8 for a few years, which I liked most. We have a D 10 rented now for a bigger job we are doing but I haven't been in that. Bobcats are fun, I ran a JD track skid steerer on a job about a year ago, that was fun. Surprisingly strong for its size

 

[dougand3]

Another Looney Tunes ad.

 

[Alan W]

I have 3 free stumps. Maybe i can get someone to grind that up gor me for free Ill even tgrow in the concrete yhat was in tge hollow abd a free slightly used chain that may still be inside tge concrete!!

 

[Tom Wallace]

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Today I learned that $150 is "almost free". Also, $300 per cord is not even considered a cheap price.

 

[Frank625]

Here is some great firewood for Free.

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[clemsonfor]

Here is some great firewood for Free.

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Has to be a city person! That would burn in a few hours at best...that counting the half split round I see there as well!

 

[lindnova]

Looks fun. They even have a fireplace in the house. I wouldn't think about cutting that one if it was my house.

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Free tree - firewood (Byron, MN)
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condition: excellent

Free to cut and remove. We must be present to cut the Ash tree. It is the tree to the right.

 

[dadof3]

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Could it be more fresh split?​

 

[Rickb]

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Could it be more fresh split?​

You know 150 a cord for ash isnt bad around here even green!

 

[PDXpyro]

We must be present to cut the Ash tree.

OK homeowners, just go and stand right over there... no, a couple more feet to your left... perfect!

All right, here we go: *RRRRrrrrrrrrr....*

(Some version of that joke must have been posted here a zillion times before. Apologies for my inexperience.)

 

[Craig S.]

Cutting down the tree is free for your enjoyment, taking the wood is optional:

 

[woodsman416]

Oh noooooo! The trees gonna fall on my boat!

 

[johneh]

Then move the blasted boat !

 

[Ashful]

I actually felt bad for that individual... on a fixed income, can't afford to have the tree taken down... then I saw the boat.

 

[Craig S.]

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[dougand3]

I get to cut your trees for free and get SWEET GUM

 

[Pennsyltucky Chris]

fire wood - $40 (lehighvalley pa)
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fire wood forsale 40.00 call

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Words escape me.

 

[WiscWoody]

I've taken down trees in yards before just for the wood but I say they must be there to help cleanup the small branches and I won't cut one down that is foliated at the time. It's alway been for a neighbor.