Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[KD0AXS]

Only $600 a cord! Better hurry and get yours while it lasts!

 

[BrotherBart]

Free firewood. Must be insured, have your own barge, saws and scuba gear and must take all brush and paint the boat. No scammers please.

 

[dougand3]

Only $600 a cord! Better hurry and get yours while it lasts!

What a SPECTACULAR deal - but you can't get any...it's for a fireplace or firepit.

 

[farmboy05]

"Estimated 100 cords of wood right on the river. Ready to ship for cheap with minor repairs. You fix the boat and cut the trees, I'll let you have all the valuable wood perfect for milling or firewood for $25,000. I know how much wood is worth. Don't pass up on this once in a lifetime opportunity! Msg me at dontknowcrap at ......"

 

[BigCountryNY]

Let me see... come over and cut and split 2 cords worth and drive away with 1 cord??? "I don't think so Tim."

 

[KD0AXS]

This one actually looks like a nice haul. I'd be all over it, but they're inside an EAB quarantine area and I'm outside of it.

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[Enzo's Dad]

Im not sure what to make of this
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WOOD STOVE - $600 (Ashford)

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WOOD STOVE FOR SALE 600.00
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[BillLion]

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"Large braced/ split oak tree needs to be cut down, but I can't afford to pay to have it cut down - the wood is yours for free! also note tree is near electrical wires."

Let the race to his house begin

 

[Newschool]

Take my crap and pay me $100-
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[BillLion]

Take my crap and pay me $100-
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"I will deliver the entire load with the truck its in for your convenience to reasonable location from me."

Based on that, one could construe that the truck is included; which would be a deal after all!

 

[clemsonfor]

Im not sure what to make of this
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WOOD STOVE - $600 (Ashford)

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WOOD STOVE FOR SALE 600.00
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What the heck do you do with that monster? And I think they have enough pics of it!

 

[BillLion]

What the heck do you do with that monster? And I think they have enough pics of it!

What is it? It looks like a converted oil tank...

 

[BigCountryNY]

What is it? It looks like a converted oil tank...

I noticed the same. I think someone decided to convert it to an outdoor (at least I hope) wood stove.

 

[Ashful]

Probably for heating a shop. Just looks like a larger version of a standard barrel stove kit.

 

[farmboy05]

Looks to me like a water heater. Like one of those outdoor boilers that actually just heats water and loops through an indoor furnace.

 

[clemsonfor]

Yea thats a fuel oil tank .

The outdoor boiler makes sense!

Although on a different forum we have a member with a stove in his shop made out of a piece of the alaskan pipeline. Its 4 ft in diameter and 8ft long and has 1/4" wall pipe for a chimney

 

[BillLion]

Yea thats a fuel oil tank .

The outdoor boiler makes sense!

Although on a different forum we have a member with a stove in his shop made out of a piece of the alaskan pipeline. Its 4 ft in diameter and 8ft long and has 1/4" wall pipe for a chimney

That is terrifying

 

[clemsonfor]

I am still waiting to see his pics he posts of it.

 

[BrotherBart]

The iCoffin - $1 (Temple Hills.Md warehouse)

The iCoffin has a solar charged sound system.that streams your favorite sounds directly to your eternal resting pad. Also a microphone for tour loved ones to speak directly to you when they visit your grave
Also has all your favorite sayings pre recorded that are vocal when any motion is detected above
. ie Life was a box of chocolates lastly is a matching head stone with a led of pictures from your past. All for just a mere $100,000

Seriously up for grabs is this coffin has some minor rust here and there. and no liner.

$666 cash lol or trade for merchandise electronics atv etc

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[BillLion]

The iCoffin - $1 (Temple Hills.Md warehouse)

The iCoffin has a solar charged sound system.that streams your favorite sounds directly to your eternal resting pad. Also a microphone for tour loved ones to speak directly to you when they visit your grave
Also has all your favorite sayings pre recorded that are vocal when any motion is detected above
. ie Life was a box of chocolates lastly is a matching head stone with a led of pictures from your past. All for just a mere $100,000

Seriously up for grabs is this coffin has some minor rust here and there. and no liner.

$666 cash lol or trade for merchandise electronics atv etc

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You did something rare...I'm speechless.

 

[BrotherBart]

You did something rare...I'm speechless.

Whazzat?

 

[fossil]

"...has some minor rust here and there. and no liner."

Sounds like maybe it's used.

I think my only sound bite for the passersby would be, "Well, that was interesting."

 

[valley ranch]

If you stand it up on a few bricks you can use it as a closet or gun safe. It could be padded an ridden over Niagara Falls, friends could be there with cameras and if something went wrong, well, there you are. Nah, I guess that's not a very good idea.


Does sound like it's used doesn't it?

 

[bobdog2o02]

perforate it and paint it black for use as a kindling drier. "THE WOOD THAT LIES HERE IS DEAD, AND DRY"

 

[valley ranch]

Free dog to good home
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We are moving and cannot find a place that allows pets. Dakota is a loving, affectionate dog. He is kennel trained and is great with other dogs(the ones he has met so far) and loves our daughter. We are not asking for a rehoming fee but we do ask that who ever takes him make their home his forever home. We will give our older kennel, his dogfood and dishes, and a big bag of rawhide bones that he loves. Has to go, he just ate the couch.