Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[4fire]

(broken link removed to http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/grd/4664087827.html)
FIRE WOOD CEDAR/ALDER ALREADY CUT ***** - $100 (Snohomish)

Need firewood for this fall/winter? My family recently had a large cedar and several large alders cut down on their property, and well, we have more than we know what to do with, come fill up your pick up truck for 100 bucks and you're set for the winter! Pick up only! No deliveries! No cutting necessary! We also have LARGE cedar trunk slabs that we need to sell!

 

[BigCountryNY]

(broken link removed to http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/grd/4645487401.html)
FIREWOOD HARDWOOD 50 a cord - $50 ( Ulster County)

Firewood hardwood 50 a cord, ready to be burned now over 3 years dried. You cut and take with truck and sharp chainsaw. First come first serve some locust still left. Do not wait like last year. Zip 12404
email for appointment

 

[BigCountryNY]

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FREE FIREWOOD FREE FIREWOOD FREE FIREWOOD (Hopewell Junction NY)

I HAVE A LOT OF TREES I AM LOOKING TO TAKE DOWN AND SOME ARE ALREADY DEAD AND VERY DRY. I AM OFFERING ALL THE WOOD FROM THE TREES TO ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO CUT THEM DOWN. MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH WINTER!

 

[KD0AXS]

 

[Arlo.]

Love the demands on this one!

(broken link removed to http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/4676807892.html)

 

[Arlo.]

(broken link removed to http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/grd/4644060798.html)

Clearly this person has limited knowledge of why people DO NOT mill residential trees for lumber.

 

[D8Chumley]

LOL I see that was posted 22 days ago and updated 17 days after. Curious what they changed? Some people... Chester Springs isn't far from me, and thats in the high rent district

 

[KD0AXS]

Something tells me this guy will be "personally dropping" these by Friday. Then he'll probably be listing his fresh cut oak rounds for $300/pickup load. (broken image removed)

 

[D8Chumley]

Good luck Bob, have at it haha

 

[Andy S.]

Woa nelly This is not a laugh. Please... somebody go get this!

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[Jags]

Whats with the 8" thick rounds??

 

[dougand3]

Whats with the 8" thick rounds??

The lineman for the county had a new ported saw and was showing cookie cutter ability??

 

[BigCountryNY]

A whole whopping one log... it's cost me more in gas than I would get heat out of it...

 

[Craig S.]

A whole whopping one log... it's cost me more in gas than I would get heat out of it...

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And they photographed more angles of it than NASA does when it sends a probe to another planet.

 

[Squirrel]

We have BIG trees in Ontario. (Kijiji listing)

Date Listed27-Aug-14
Price
Free
AddressNepean, ON K2J
(broken link removed to http://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-other/ottawa/several-cords-of-firewood/1014546754?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true#)
For Sale ByOwner
I have a big ash tree that needs to come down. Probably 20+ cords of hardwood in it...free to whoever can remove it safely.

 

[BigCountryNY]

We have BIG trees in Ontario. (Kijiji listing)

Date Listed27-Aug-14
Price
Free
AddressNepean, ON K2J
(broken link removed to http://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-other/ottawa/several-cords-of-firewood/1014546754?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true#)
For Sale ByOwner
I have a big ash tree that needs to come down. Probably 20+ cords of hardwood in it...free to whoever can remove it safely.

Apparently! If I could fell just one tree and get 20+ cords out of it, I'd go into the firewood business!

 

[Craig S.]

I bet tree guys that work for free are lining up:

 

[clemsonfor]

I bet tree guys that work for free are lining up:

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Now if there like on the edge of a field or in his 5 acre years not near anything that can be smashed up thats not a bad deal as long as I dont have to take it all including the branches.

 

[Ashful]

We have BIG trees in Ontario. (Kijiji listing)

Date Listed27-Aug-14
Price
Free
AddressNepean, ON K2J
(broken link removed to http://www.kijiji.ca/v-buy-sell-other/ottawa/several-cords-of-firewood/1014546754?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true#)
For Sale ByOwner
I have a big ash tree that needs to come down. Probably 20+ cords of hardwood in it...free to whoever can remove it safely.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..." err, truck.

 

[4fire]

(broken link removed to http://bellingham.craigslist.org/grd/4670238528.html)
Firewood, Down Alders-you chop - $125 (Bellingham)
We are taking down some alders on our property. Before we go through the effort of splitting it for firewood to sell, we thought we'd see if anyone would like to save some money and split it themselves. $125/chord if you want to come chop it yourself.

 

[Tom Wallace]

(broken link removed to http://bellingham.craigslist.org/grd/4670238528.html)
Firewood, Down Alders-you chop - $125 (Bellingham)
We are taking down some alders on our property. Before we go through the effort of splitting it for firewood to sell, we thought we'd see if anyone would like to save some money and split it themselves. $125/chord if you want to come chop it yourself.

Not sure if they're saying you have to chop the tree down for them, then buck it, split it AND pay them to do it. Or maybe they're saying they will chop it down, then you can buck it, split wood from it and pay them. Either way, bad deal.

 

[4fire]

I got the impression they're having them cut down and will let you pay $125 a cord to haul it away. I don't buy wood but I've been checking craigslist just for the entertainment value. I think my favorite is the one I posted here on the 17th where the people recently had some trees cut down. "Come fill up your pick up truck for 100 bucks and you're set for the winter!"
Yeah. Pay $100 for a single pickup load of green wood and that's all you need for the winter!

 

[BrotherBart]

Make up your own craigslist ad for this.

 

[Bacffin]

Make up your own craigslist ad for this.

Free delivery?

 

[clemsonfor]

Standing In the rusted old boat?