Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[Parallax]

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Please come clean up my yard for free.

 

[Ashful]

Please post a screen shot of your find, not just the link. That way the stupidity will be memorialized long after the author takes it down.

Which that seller has already done.

 

[Ashful]

(broken link removed to http://bellingham.craigslist.org/zip/4899928773.html)

Please come clean up my yard for free.

Something pretty big half down between cones 1 and 2 on the right.

 

[drz1050]

Ah, sorry.. the guy had some trees on his property he wanted taken down. The ad said if you take them down, he'll only charge you half price for the firewood!

 

[drz1050]

Still had the tab open on my computer, here's the screenshot in all its glory:
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[Oldman47]

What a dreamer. Maybe I would only charge him half if I got the wood for nothing.

 

[MrWhoopee]

Don't hesitate or it will be gone!

 

[Ashful]

 

[saskwoodburner]

Don't hesitate or it will be gone!
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Geez.....if only I lived a little closer.

 

[jeffesonm]

 

[Oldman47]

Nice. Only $220 for green ash.

 

[OHutton]

Looks convenient...

 

[Oldman47]

And you thought only Colorado had plentiful marijuana.

 

[drz1050]

Maybe he'll pay you $100 per truckload to clean up that mess?

 

[DoctorJ]

Lots of oak, lots of work.

 

[macattack_ga]

2 very large trees 20+ ft may be oak or hickory need be cut down can have for free firewood or sell wood. I need them taken out please have your own eqpt. Must be licensed and insured. I cannot afford to pay to have this done if someone can do it for free please email me and need to know if licensed and insured, eqpt you have to do this. Thank you.

 

[4fire]

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"Firewood seasoned - $250 (Thuston county & Olympia/tumwater/lacey)
Big Trailer load 14'x6.5'x4' big load log length you cut logs.wood stays dryer when not cut to length until needed.includes delivery limited supply.two year seasoned.
Two -three cord average per load"

 

[Charles1981]

Hrmm log length wood stays more dry than CSS wood. I hear vaccines cause autism as well. Damn you internet for teaching me the truth.

 

[Copper44]

Guessing this is too good to be true...

 

[Ashful]

Maybe. I've seen reports of ten cord for $700, delivered, here. Depends on location, access, and equipment.

 

[kennyp2339]

Oh Bobby I wish Bobby lived closer to NJ, I would take him up on that offer lol

 

[Z33]

Surfing craigslist this moring and its looks like someone had a little issue trying to give away some firewood.

 

[johneh]

nobody stole his crates they say FREE What does he expect ?

 

[Sushiyummy]

He should be more specified. But people should consider only wood are free.

 

[Auzzie Gumtree]

It's not just in the USA - here's my local trading web site from Australia - come and get it. Best of all its pine........

What could possibly go wrong....