I occasionally feel like a salesman, but I think you guys are mailing my checks to the wrong address!
On a more serious note, I have a Honda motorcycle and a Honda car, but I don't go onto car enthusiast websites and write about how Hondas are the best vehicles, possessed of features you can't get from another carmaker- because they're not. I think they're good, but I could be just as happy with a Chevy and a Ducati. They do roughly the same stuff roughly as well as the Hondas. BK isn't like that!
The BK really can do things that no other stove can. The closest competitor to BK can only burn half as long which means that the minimum burn rate is twice as high. That's ridiculous and other brands should be ashamed (or perhaps motivated to catch up). Heck, that's like buying a car that can only go 35 mph when the speed limit is 70. The BK can go 70 OR it can go 35.