Where do people come up with these ideas?

[Cascade Failure]

Hi Maineiacs - your guys collect plenty of tolls from us M-Holes and everyone else who heads up to your great state........is the topless doughnut shop still in business?

Somebody burned the shop down if I remember correctly.

 

[Dune]

I like Massachusetts . . . if it wasn't for Massachusetts and Maine once being part of Massachusetts I wouldn't get an extra day off on Patriot's Day in April!

You wouldn't even be a state if we hadn't got rid of the useless part we didn't want.

 

[firefighterjake]

Hi Maineiacs - your guys collect plenty of tolls from us M-Holes and everyone else who heads up to your great state........is the topless doughnut shop still in business?

Yup . . . still there . . . the boyfriend of one of the "waitresses" burned down the old place and the owner simply brought in a dumpy looking trailer and set it up beside the burned out place . . . real classy looking place!

 

[firefighterjake]

I like Massachusetts . . . if it wasn't for Massachusetts and Maine once being part of Massachusetts I wouldn't get an extra day off on Patriot's Day in April!

You wouldn't even be a state if we hadn't got rid of the useless part we didn't want.

Oh, oh . . . that hurts . . . but since we're like long lost brothers I'll accept this statement knowing you meant it only in jest . . . but be forewarned . . . we're cutting you guys off at the Kittery Bridge and not shipping . . . . uh . . . not shipping any . . . well you got me . . . I'm not sure what we have here that you don't have or need . . . I mean we both have a bunch of politicians and taxes . . .

 

[firefighterjake]

I like Massachusetts . . . if it wasn't for Massachusetts and Maine once being part of Massachusetts I wouldn't get an extra day off on Patriot's Day in April!

You wouldn't even be a state if we hadn't got rid of the useless part we didn't want.

Oh, oh . . . that hurts . . . but since we're like long lost brothers I'll accept this statement knowing you meant it only in jest . . . but be forewarned . . . we're cutting you guys off at the Kittery Bridge and not shipping . . . . uh . . . not shipping any . . . well you got me . . . I'm not sure what we have here that you don't have or need . . . I mean we both have a bunch of politicians and taxes . . .

Oh I have it . . . we have lots of hiking trails, snowmobile trails and ATV trails for outdoor recreation . . . yeah . . . that's all I could come up with . . . well that and Pook . . . we have Pook.

 

[Dune]

O.K., I take it back. Just don't send Pook.

 

[peterc38]

I like Massachusetts . . . if it wasn't for Massachusetts and Maine once being part of Massachusetts I wouldn't get an extra day off on Patriot's Day in April!

You wouldn't even be a state if we hadn't got rid of the useless part we didn't want.

BS, we threw your azzes out is more like it.

What I really wanna know is if it's called tourist season, why can't we shoot 'em?

 

[Llamaman]

Portland AKA "Burlington by the Sea"

lots of chicks with hairy pits and poor hygiene hanging out at the Old Port bars...........other than that its a great state