Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[AlbergSteve]

He’d better hope, for the sake of his rear springs, someone bites on that ad real soon!

Yeah, it's no Tacoma...

 

[aaronk25]

Look at this joke....”medium size don’t need to be split......ya that will burn well lol!


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[Jan Pijpelink]

Somebody needs money for Christmas presents.
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[jetsam]

Somebody needs money for Christmas presents.
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Maybe they tried to burn that soggy mess and they need the $175 to buy some compressed sawdust logs.

 

[Jan Pijpelink]

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New price is $69. He is asking $500. Man, man, man...

 

[AlbergSteve]

...or for $74 I could have it shipped right to my door...

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002ZX7M92/?tag=hearthamazon-20

 

[AlbergSteve]

And what the hell, numerous adds in SJ for firewood by the piece!

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[MDWOOD]

Craigslist score of the day.

Almost a truckload Maple maybe?
most logs 6-8 feet long

pssss, I left the twigs

 

[Chas0218]

Found a good one, didn't everyone know Poplar removed creosote?
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[blacktail]

Found a good one, didn't everyone know Poplar removed creosote?
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" in my experience, creosote would run out the cleanout and totally plug my chimney when burning most woods. "
That's gold!

 

[Junior]

Craigslist score of the day.

Almost a truckload Maple maybe?
most logs 6-8 feet long

pssss, I left the twigs

I think I have you beat.
I can save you some if you like.

 

[blacktail]

I just found this gem on nextdoor.
"Hi Neighbors

I have about a 110' foot maple tree on my property that I want to have taken down. If you pay for a company to remove it, you can have all of the wood.

Please call or text me if interested.

 

[weatherguy]

I just found this gem on nextdoor.
"Hi Neighbors

I have about a 110' foot maple tree on my property that I want to have taken down. If you pay for a company to remove it, you can have all of the wood.

Please call or text me if interested."View attachment 239828

That's so bad it almost sounds like it's fake, likely not.

 

[Woody5506]

wow what a nice neighbor.

 

[johneh]

I'll get right on that for him NOT

 

[Jan Pijpelink]

This is nuts!
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[weatherguy]

This is nuts!
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That's hilarious but also honest, offer $50.

 

[Dobish]

At least they are being honest

 

[spudman99]

Is there a manual included so it can be reassembled at a later date?

 

[johneh]

That tree would be considered to be on city property here
and if you cut it down you would be on your way to 3 squares
and a bum buddy for awhile

 

[Kevin Weis]

Yes, in most "cities" the ground between the curb and sidewalk is city property.

 

[spudman99]

There are many variables in determining who owns what along the curb and walks. Around here the City controls what goes there by virtue of its right of way easement, but does not maintain that area. Homeowner is responsible for curbs and walk repair/replacement, cutting the grass strip and keeping it clear. This tree is in PA, the owner is responsible for its removal and the City would not pay for it unless it fell on the street.

 

[AlbergSteve]

Here's a 1975 JD. Need a rig to haul your firewood? Cheap too, just $1150. And that's Canadian dollars!

View attachment 234143

https://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/JOHN-DEERE--C300E_32488321

Can't believe nobody's been all over this deal, come on, he's dropped his price $200!

https://www.usedvictoria.com/classified-ad/-REDUCED-JOHN-DEERE--C300E_32488321

 

[Dataman]

Wow. Going to have that to get the Broken Ass Mower Joy. I wonder if he has any trees he wants removed so I can get "FREE FIREWOOD"? Those always crack me up. Esp when they need bucket truck and beside building and they want everything gone too. For 1/2 the wood too. Love it when it's Cottonwood.

 

[blacktail]

Wow. Going to have that to get the Broken Ass Mower Joy. I wonder if he has any trees he wants removed so I can get "FREE FIREWOOD"? Those always crack me up. Esp when they need bucket truck and beside building and they want everything gone too. For 1/2 the wood too. Love it when it's Cottonwood.

Don't forget, they want you to be licensed and insured too.