Easy Livin’ 3000
Minister of Fire
You think like I used to before becoming institionalized by the grind of office work. You have a lot of refreshing posts, reminds me of better times when life was less work, more fun.If you ran a cable around both pairs of uprights and used a truck to put some draw on the cable, you could chuck those too-hard-to-split rounds (and anything else you didn't like) about a mile.
("Where'd my boom box go?" "Somewhere over the rainbow. Well, parts of it, anyway. It didn't withstand the launching process very well.")