Stuff Never Heard on Hearth.com

[dmmoss51]

Guy delivered too much wood and it was too dry

 

[rowerwet]

wet oak was to heavy to lift into the truck, a couple loads of pine made more sense

 

[rowerwet]

This willow is baking us out of the house

 

[Macpolski]

I love how this ethanol fuel keeps my 2-strokers running so much better and trouble-free.

 

[CenterTree]

"I can't be on here too long, I got a township council meeting I have to attend. We are trying to implement more common sense BURN-BAN ordinances."

 

[Jags]

"My Honda engine on my splitter won't run"

 

[Paul L]

"My Honda engine on my splitter won't run"

... so I'm going with Briggs and Stratton

 

[BrotherBart]

"I just replaced my old stove with a new EPA one and I don't think the air control is broken."

 

[Ashful]

"I just replaced my old stove with a new EPA one and I don't think the air control is broken."

Or... "This new EPA stove sure drafts a heck of a lot better than my old smoke dragon."

 

[teutonicking]

"Boy, this sweet gum splits like a dream!"

 

[firebroad]

"THANK GODS IT IS SPRING! I am so tired of all that mess and work."

 

[NWfuel]

My Super Cedar will not ignite!

 

[DTrain]

I have no trouble walking right past my stove without checking the thermometer...

 

[Flatbedford]

"THANK GODS IT IS SPRING! I am so tired of all that mess and work."

I think I've seen BB start talking trash like like that in March.

 

[firebroad]

I think I've seen BB start talking trash like like that in March.

"I'm not addicted to burning...I can quit any time I want to"

 

[Ashful]

I think I've seen BB start talking trash like like that in March.

Keeping two stoves going at opposite ends of the house gets old REAL quick. So much so, that last night and this morning I only loaded one of them, and let the other go cold. Running just one stove is like being on vacation.

 

[Ansky]

When removing ashes and hot embers, a paper bag is as good as any other container.

 

[BrotherBart]

I think I've seen BB start talking trash like like that in March.

I start saying that in December.

 

[oldspark]

When removing ashes and hot embers, a paper bag is as good as any other container.

The wife likes plastic pails.

 

[brenndatomu]

"THANK GODS IT IS SPRING! I am so tired of all that mess and work."

Yeah, actually I think that one does get tossed around here a bit come March or so
Oops, BB beat me to it, yeah, maybe it is a lil ealier...

 

[brenndatomu]

When removing ashes and hot embers, a paper bag is as good as any other container.

Boxes are better

 

[Ansky]

I don't need any help picking out which stove to buy. I know exactly the best one.

 

[bag of hammers]

If you keep burning pine, you'll grow hair on your knuckles

 

[weatherguy]

I'm going to vent my wood stove in the same flue as my furnace (oops, I did read that here)

 

[DBoon]

"Don't bother posting pics - we know it happened"