Stuff Never Heard on Hearth.com

[mellow]

If you see smoke you know your burning it right.

 

[stoveguy2esw]

"wow , oil is cheap this winter"

 

[dmmoss51]

sure that homemade barrel stove will be safe in your house.

Wait, I thought this would be my next stove, you know the double one thought it was the solutioneveryone's looking for for that all night burn!

 

[BrotherBart]

"I was thrilled to discover that my new stove was made in China."

 

[logger]

"split / seasoned oak and locust, free to a good home."

 

[Slow1]

"I'm the insured/experienced/bonded guy who gets cheap wood taking down trees from Craigslist postings."

 

[Paul L]

"I've tried both and I much prefer fatwood to Super Cedars"

 

[woodgeek]

I'll skip the maple....make mine pine!

 

[BrotherBart]

"Yeah a chimney sweep would cost you too much for that 40 ft chimney and 12 pitch roof. What you do is you go pick up a six pack and some rods and brushes...".

 

[Slow1]

"Yeah, sure - running your chimney out a window sounds like a great idea, no point in paying for chimney parts you don't really need"

 

[BCC_Burner]

I'll skip the maple....make mine pine!

I would absolutely say that. My burning season is much longer than my "seasoning" part of the year, so I want the fastest drying wood I can find. If you haven't seen an NC-30 with a box full of dry 3x3 pine splits, you haven't lived.

"Why bother with a hearth pad, it will just feel like you have in floor radiant heat."

 

[Grisu]

"Sure, you can burn green wood."

 

[Trktrd]

I paint my railroad ties "Day-Glo" for those pretty holiday fires!

 

[Jags]

"Yes...you can have too many saws."

 

[Jags]

"My neighbor doesn't even know that I have an Outside wood boiler."

 

[stoveguy2esw]

soaking wood in gasoline does result in short hot fires

 

[jeff_t]

"This newfangled EPA stove don't make no heat"
"The guy I bought it from said it was dry"
"My installer said it was fine"
"Blaze Kings are ugly"

It's opposite day at this house.

 

[brenndatomu]

soaking wood in gasoline does result in short hot fires

True dat!

 

[brenndatomu]

"This newfangled EPA stove don't make no heat"

That was quite the popular topic last winter from one member over on AS! (actually, kinda still going on) He banned his EPA "POS" to the garage, said it may yet end up in scrap!

 

[BrotherBart]

We get three or four of those every season.

 

[rowerwet]

safety gear is for wimps !
sell your chaps and chainsaw helmet or better yet leave them for free by the road...

 

[rowerwet]

running straight ethanol in your saw is better for it..

 

[rowerwet]

bigger saws are just harder to hold, get a cheap electric one to heat the house...

 

[Ashful]

"wood heat is too much work and mess-I just turned up the thermostat"

I have actually heard that one here before.

 

[Andy S.]

"That's enough about stoves. Let's talk politics."