Stuff Never Heard on Hearth.com

[bgoodwithwood]

"Flames shooting out of your chimney are the secondary burn taking place...."

 

[stoveguy2esw]

"Flames shooting out of your chimney are the secondary burn taking place...."

omg thats funny (wiping snorted beer off the screen!)

 

[Charles1981]

I don't get jealous when i see a wood pile bigger than mine.

 

[BrotherBart]

"This damn thing burns too long. Is there some way to shorten the burn time?"

 

[bgoodwithwood]

"Yes, the amount of wood that guy delivered in his pickup is a full cord...."

 

[Firedancer]

"I've never heard of anyone monitoring the temperature of an insert."



(Never heard that here BUT that's what my DEALER said!)

 

[eclecticcottage]

I'll skip the maple....make mine pine!

We burn 95% pine...

 

[BrotherBart]

"Super Cedars don't burn worth a damn."

 

[Grisu]

"Yep, that oak that your father cut, split and stacked when you weren't even born is seasoned for sure."

 

[Sinngetreu]

" I buy ALL of my firewood at the gas station. Its just so convenient."

 

[molly1414]

"I wish I would have purchased the smaller stove".

 

[Grisu]

omg thats funny (wiping snorted beer off the screen!)

+1

 

[ailanthus]

"Logging off now. Have to attend to some of my other interests"

 

[Ashful]

"The trouble with BrotherBart is that he has no sense of humor."

"I'm sure BrowningBAR is finished 'arranging' his stoves."

"Woodstock screwed me!"

 

[Redbarn]

"Glad I didn't get the OAK. The drafts in this old house provide plenty of fresh air"

 

[tickbitty]

My heatpump really makes the house toasty.

 

[Paul L]

"I just got off the phone with Vermont Castings customer support and they were very helpful resolving issues with my old stove"

 

[brenndatomu]

Lovin my new electric fireplace!

 

[northwinds]

Prefab open fireplaces rule!

 

[bag of hammers]

Pressure treated plywood scraps make awesome kindling

 

[Flatbedford]

I have too much seasoned wood on hand.

 

[weatherguy]

"The trouble with BrotherBart is that he has no sense of humor."

"I'm sure BrowningBAR is finished 'arranging' his stoves."

"Woodstock screwed me!"

Backwoods Savage told me to stack my oak on pallets and I could burn it after 6 months seasoning

Brother Bart quit beating around the bush

 

[Flatbedford]

I prefer green wood. That dry stuff burns too darn fast.

 

[webbie]

"Monitoring the output air temperature from your pellet stove is not the scientific method"
"You should only buy stoves from vendors that advertise on hearth.com"

 

[CenterTree]

"Please stop posting PICS of your stove/hearth. You are using up too much band width".