lmao. I give another vote to the Fiskars. Just got the 36" X27. Love it so far. It's not magical by any means but I've been able to split everything I've run into except sweetgum. My wife was able to split a few rounds too and it was the first time she's ever picked up an axe.
Nibble around the sweetgum round, its impossible to split down the middle but rather easy to go around taking splits off the edges.