weatherguy said:How long would it take to dry out my cord of green red oak in the oven? :cheese:
MasterMech said:Battenkiller might be on to something. There's prob money in opening up his own "wood lab" lol. Serious burners could send in samples for a full analysis and receive a detailed report back. Much like I do with oil samples!
Battenkiller said:I've been setting this thing up for a couple years now. I got the idea when I saw that some wacky Hearthers were sending probe thermometers back and forth to have their accuracy tested. ;-P
pen said:Battenkiller said:I've been setting this thing up for a couple years now. I got the idea when I saw that some wacky Hearthers were sending probe thermometers back and forth to have their accuracy tested. ;-P
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Dune said:MasterMech said:So let me get this straight, you guys are FedEx-ing, UPS-ing, USPS-ing splits around the northeast now? LMAO. Has any other Hearth.com member had the honor of his splits being shipped around the country for analysis?
Battenkiller might be on to something. There's prob money in opening up his own "wood lab" lol. Serious burners could send in samples for a full analysis and receive a detailed report back. Much like I do with oil samples!
Why, you never UPS firewood?
Danno77 said:I want BK to start getting into BTU analysis next. THEN we can start talking about mailing some wood for analysis.
And then I have BTUs of the specific split. Is there a better # to help compare the wood to other species, etc? What I'm looking for here is whether my walnut is in line with all the charts I see online. Should we be finding density or something?Battenkiller said:Danno77 said:I want BK to start getting into BTU analysis next. THEN we can start talking about mailing some wood for analysis.
That's an easy one. Just oven dry and multiply the weight in pounds by 8600.
Maybe I should offer a "2 for 1" deal. :cheese:
Danno77 said:And then I have BTUs of the specific split. Is there a better # to help compare the wood to other species, etc? What I'm looking for here is whether my walnut is in line with all the charts I see online. Should we be finding density or something?Battenkiller said:Danno77 said:I want BK to start getting into BTU analysis next. THEN we can start talking about mailing some wood for analysis.
That's an easy one. Just oven dry and multiply the weight in pounds by 8600.
Maybe I should offer a "2 for 1" deal. :cheese:
BrotherBart said:No wonder he hasn't found a house yet. Hint: Realtors don't find the one you are looking for. You do. Been there too many times.
Battenkiller said:Whaddya think 'bout that there Denniswood?
Battenkiller said:BrotherBart said:No wonder he hasn't found a house yet. Hint: Realtors don't find the one you are looking for. You do. Been there too many times.
We bin doin' all the findin'. Realtor just gets us access to the key lockbox.
Reason we ain't found a good one is there ain't any. Mostly distressed homes at high asking prices. Mysterious "multiple offers" on homes that have been sitting at the same high price for months. "For Sale By Owner" properties that the owner thinks is a special palace just because he did the add-ons hisself. Decent homes that fail the strict FHA inspection and appraisal guidelines, places that are bargains but come with mindbogglingly disproportionate high taxes...... We bin there now. Worst frickin' nightmare we've ever faced, and we've faced some doozies. :snake:
But, say.... Whaddya think 'bout that there Denniswood?
Dune said:MasterMech said:So let me get this straight, you guys are FedEx-ing, UPS-ing, USPS-ing splits around the northeast now? LMAO. Has any other Hearth.com member had the honor of his splits being shipped around the country for analysis?
Battenkiller might be on to something. There's prob money in opening up his own "wood lab" lol. Serious burners could send in samples for a full analysis and receive a detailed report back. Much like I do with oil samples!
Why, you never UPS firewood?
Got Wood said:Hey, you guys are in trouble transporting firewood more than 50 miles..... LOL
Flatbedford said:Definition of OMPHALOSKEPSIS
: contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation;
I didn't know either. :red:
Flatbedford said:Not only was it more than 50 miles, but from out of state too! And from an area known to be infested! Better burn it quick.
Another study in the works?Battenkiller said:Flatbedford said:Not only was it more than 50 miles, but from out of state too! And from an area known to be infested! Better burn it quick.
Nah, still lots of potential data left in those pieces. As my old college mentor used to say, "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." ;-)
Besides, I'm having too much fun watching it "inflate" again. That ash has already picked up almost half an ounce of water just sitting on the balance tray in the kitchen. Can't get a reading on the MM yet (still lower than 6% MC), but I'll bet it will be back up to 10% within a week.
oldspark said:Another study in the works?
Battenkiller said:oldspark said:Another study in the works?
Gosh, you guys sure enjoy prodding me into doing these things then standing back and poking fun, eh? :lol:
Where is that Tony anyway? :roll: ;-)
I figured that any wood left for a long time, regardless of species, would dry to the EMC. What gives?Battenkiller said:My guess is it got down this low a long time ago and basically stayed there all these years. No sign of punk after 9 years in the stack, just good, seasoned firewood at the optimum moisture content.
Woody Stover said:I figured that any wood left for a long time, regardless of species, would dry to the EMC. What gives?Battenkiller said:My guess is it got down this low a long time ago and basically stayed there all these years. No sign of punk after 9 years in the stack, just good, seasoned firewood at the optimum moisture content.
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