Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[BillLion]

Don't fight over this, fellas:

Free Tree and pear tree Wood branches for burning (Berlin)
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"Just cut tree branches Plus branches from pear tree, Good for burning.. Also have large pile Bushes that were just cut.. Free.."

Unbelievable that it's free.

 

[Bacffin]

I would have tried for 10 bucks at least

 

[RockyMtnHigh]

Id probably pick it up for my charcoal smoker lol

 

[Charles1981]

fruit trees are great for smoking.

 

[RockyMtnHigh]

Very true Charles. I have a traeger and use mostly fruit wood pellets for almost all the things I cook.

 

[AmarilloSlim]

(broken link removed to http://amarillo.craigslist.org/zip/4091553755.html) 2-3 trees ready to be used as firewood. Knowing the area its gonna be Elm. Notice the huge trunk split from the pic. Gotta be awesome bonfire wood! Or maybe a small widow maker..

 

[AmarilloSlim]

(broken link removed to http://amarillo.craigslist.org/mat/4143019773.html) maybe this 13 foot long by one foot diameter pecan log for $150 is more your style?

 

[AmarilloSlim]

fruit trees are great for smoking.

This is true... I have dibs on the large pile of bushes though.

 

[BillLion]

(broken link removed to http://amarillo.craigslist.org/mat/4143019773.html) maybe this 13 foot long by one foot diameter pecan log for $150 is more your style?

This guy's phone must be ringing off the hook!

 

[bryan]

Tree Stumps for Sale - $10 (Newark, DE)
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Great for fire wood, seating or whatever your creative mind can think of...

$10 a stump or $60 for the lot - 8 total
There is a smaller stump for $5

Cash only
Pick up only-no deliveries or shipping

 

[homebrewz]

I think "beach" wood means it grew near the beach, right?
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"Have between 12--19 cord of hardwood. Logs been down 3 weeks. Makes for excellent firewood.

Cannot deliver. must be picked up."

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[BillLion]

I think "beach" wood means it grew near the beach, right?
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"Have between 12--19 cord of hardwood. Logs been down 3 weeks. Makes for excellent firewood.

Cannot deliver. must be picked up."

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Woah, the rest of the "12-19 cord" must be hiding somewhere...

 

[MrWhoopee]

fruit trees are great for smoking.

Like fish, I can never figure out which end to light.

 

[BIGDADDY]

Reply [email protected] [?] ?] : miscategorizedprohibited spam best of
Posted: 2013-08-23, 8:12PM EDT

3 trees free/ firewood (macon, ga)
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Interested in firewood
3 trees available
All you need to do is cut the tree down and take the stump with you.
If you prefer to leave the stump, then you pay $75 per tree. Be extra cautions of my home.
Serious inquiries only
Call 7164006650

• Location: macon, ga
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 4021777008


Posted: 2013-08-23, 8:12PM EDT


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I want to cut this one and post a video on YouTube splitting the house !

 

[rowerwet]

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looks like almost a trailer load...

 

[bag of hammers]

Just worked my way through this thread. I've never used Craigslist, so let me see if I have this right - I can put an ad up, have someone come to my place with bucket truck and crew, cut up @ 10 cord and stack in perfect 16" lengths, split enough to fill my woodshed, re-shingle my roof, wash my truck, and then pay me $800 - $1000 for the privilege of hauling away the stumps for me? Who knew...?

 

[rowerwet]

don't forget, dig you a pond to a size you specify....

 

[bryan]

don't forget, dig you a pond to a size you specify....

and haul away the excess earth, and landscape the ground that was disturbed by their equipment.

That said their are some decent/useful offers out there, otherwise we wouldn't be prowling Craigslist constantly

 

[bag of hammers]

That said their are some decent/useful offers out there

Yes - kudos to anyone who takes the time to post something just because they feel someone else might benefit. Even the guy with the little pile of sticks to give away, just being a decent soul...

 

[Standingdead]

Woah, the rest of the "12-19 cord" must be hiding somewhere...

Haha I seen this one to. They just put that load of wood "on sale" no longer $1000 it's now $900. I once had a tape measure like the one this guy is using. Broke off the first few inches, didnt realize right away. This guy must a broke his tape in half or something cause I ain't seeing no 2000 cu feet of logs

 

[lazeedan]

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Only $1200!

 

[fespo]

What about this one? A nice easy drop?

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[BillLion]

What about this one? A nice easy drop?

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I love the title:
Free firewood it's going to be a cold winter you cut trees

Apparently we can just cut it down (while easily avoiding being electrocuted by the power lines) and then just pop it right into our fireplaces/stoves. Nice!

 

[Realstone]

What about this one? A nice easy drop?

(broken link removed to http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/zip/4144128459.html)

I love the title:
Free firewood it's going to be a cold winter you cut trees

Apparently we can just cut it down (while easily avoiding being electrocuted by the power lines) and then just pop it right into our fireplaces/stoves. Nice!

Looks like someone made a decent start but wisely changed their minds part way through the job.

 

[Snigg]

FIREWOOD FOR SALE!! - $1 (WASHINGTON P.A.)
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Don't let the other guys fool you with a face cord or running cord. A true cord of wood measures 4' x 4' x 8'. Our wood comes seasoned for 2 years, neatly stacked and wrapped, a true 1/2 cord per pallet, and placed anywhere you would like. It's fireplace season, don't be left out in the cold, time to get your wood order in! FREE bottle of wine and Bloody Mary Mix with the order of a full cord!

• Location: WASHINGTON P.A.
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 4162829604


Posted: 2013-10-31, 10:30AM EDT