Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[BillLion]

i bet he means "no texting"

Yeah, he probably just writes with a lisp

 

[BEConklin]

Yeah, he probably just writes with a lisp

If so - be careful if he tries to sell you pith oak.

 

[WiscWoody]

Here's a splitter with power! I wish he'd put a picture of it in the ad.

Log Splitter - $750 (Rock Creek)

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Log Splitter with Ford Pinto motor. Nothing I haven't been able to split with it ever. Approx. 60 horse. Runs GREAT!! Call Curt 651-295-0640

• Location: Rock Creek
• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 4266907879


posted: a month ago


updated: 13 days ago


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♥ best of

 

[richg]

Here is a beauty from North Jersey. Look at those "seasoned" logs, and best of all, they're only $50.00!

 

[mol1jb]

Here is a beauty from North Jersey. Look at those "seasoned" logs, and best of all, they're only $50.00!

Oh wow...

 

[BEConklin]

I suppose you can burn bamboo.....I got a chuckle out of (broken link removed to http://newlondon.craigslist.org/zip/4301255992.html) anyway - especially considering CT's law against planting invasive bamboo species that encroach on a neighbor's property...a law which provides for fines of as much as $100 per day until the plant is eradicated from your neighbor's property...

 

[jatoxico]

I suppose you can burn bamboo.....I got a chuckle out of (broken link removed to http://newlondon.craigslist.org/zip/4301255992.html) anyway - especially considering CT's law against planting invasive bamboo species that encroach on a neighbor's property...a law which provides for fines of as much as $100 per day until the plant is eradicated from your neighbor's property...

Yeah cause if you did want bamboo just buying it would be so much more difficult than bringing your excavator to remove for free what this guy should have never planted in the first place. PS They are enacting laws around here too due to the invasive and destructive habit of certain strains.

 

[farmboy05]

Here's who probably takes the "cut down my tree and haul it away" jobs. Although he does cover himself with the "split-able" portion bit:

 

[Pellet_Pete]

Here's one...may contain random pieces of trash, unidentifiable softwoods, and may be covered in 2+ft of snow. Bring your shovel!


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Seasoned Cord Fire Wood - $25 (East Longmeadow)
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Winter is here! Seasoned fire wood, don't wait and pay top dollar when it gets really cold, cash and carry, you load- $25 for one 36" Hoop full or 1/2 Ton Pickup Truck load for $80- no delivery, thanks! Dwain 413-XXX-XXXX 10am-9pm only please. Wood Stove also available.

 

[valley ranch]

Free Firewoodllllllllllllllllllllllll
The tree has fallen on my house in Carson City. You need to cut up, stack it for me. You will also, please fix the roof, I have the material for that here. The big limbs you can have for firewood as well as all the branches. You cut, you haul away. Leave massage
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Don't let this on get away.

 

[farmboy05]

Already taken down. To many "screw you" calls? lol

 

[clemsonfor]

Yep tried to see it and down

 

[BrotherBart]

I'll do everything but the "massage".

 

[Jon1270]

That had to be satire.

 

[Clyde S. Dale]

Already taken down. To many "screw you" calls? lol

Or someone agreed to the work?

 

[CenterTree]

I'll do everything but the "massage".

How exactly does one "leave a massage"?

 

[BrotherBart]

How exactly does one "leave a massage"?

Quickly.

 

[BEConklin]

Quickly.

and in disguise, if you're married...

 

[BillLion]

This one is amazing! (broken link removed to http://hartford.craigslist.org/grd/4333289037.html)

"Must be clean and neat HARD WORK NO LIABILITY Cut your finger, put in your pocket, take it home to mama. Bring your own or sharp chainsaw, 1 for 5 cord No B.S. booze or drugs. Must have equipment God Bless 860-644-8486 or 860-707-5727 59 cord pile"

 

[BrotherBart]

 

[Kevin Dolan]

What is Costimize? The guy needs spell check desperately.

A costimize is someone from Costa Rica

 

[4fire]

Saw this in the classified section of a hunting website.
"I'm heading up today to get a load of fir, trying to off-set the price of buying the Hancock pass. I have a long bed pickup so I figure it should be able to hold at least 3/4 of a cord. Would deliver if in the orting, Bonney lake area. Not sure if it will be split or not but it should be seasoned, I'm not looking for green wood. Would like to get 140.00, I'm pretty sure a full cord is selling for a lot more. Send me a pm and ill check the site before I leave the woods. Local sale only unless you want to come get it."

Dude hasn't found or cut the wood yet, but it'll be seasoned.

 

[pen]

Dude hasn't found or cut the wood yet, but it'll be seasoned.

Depends on what he finds in someone's back lot along the way

 

[Hoozie]

Dear Mr. Random guy on craigslist who now heats with gas and just wants to get rid of their wood, don't get mad at me when your ad says $50 for a 'large truck load', and I come get a 'large truck load', and pay $60. And if I suggest that you should instead list a price/cord, refuse to, then say that everyone else knew what a 'large truck load' meant.

fwiw, it worked out to $90/cord, which, considering the $100-$135 for similar wood from real firewood sellers in this area, isn't a bad price for someone just looking to get rid of what they have.

 

[craigbaill]

Here is a beauty from North Jersey. Look at those "seasoned" logs, and best of all, they're only $50.00!

Nah, here in jersey those are "well seasoned" ! Honestly, we are not all like that here in nj.