Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[Kenster]

'you MUST cut it to loadable size chunks' ---- if I'm hauling it away what do you care what size I cut it to or whether I cut it at all????

Mostly likely he wants to make sure that you don't ask for his help in loading up the wood.

 

[Paul L]

'Come Get My Free Wood Pile'

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[bigbarf48]

The pallet doesn't look half bad

 

[tekguy]

Come cut my wood and clean up the mess in my yard and don't forget to pay me fort he privilege.

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I just ordered hardwood logs at 90/cord delivered to my backyard an dropped right next to my woodshed

125 cord for logs you have to pick up, wth.. people

 

[luv2byte]

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[dmmoss51]

I just ordered hardwood logs at 90/cord delivered to my backyard an dropped right next to my woodshed

125 cord for logs you have to pick up, wth.. people

Could always make an offer...

 

[Paul L]

Uhhh .... Ummm ... I'll take two half cords please.

Dry pinyon firewood for sale, Will deliver for free within certain distance, stacking is 10$ extra. call eric 719-989-9110
$225 a cord $100 half cord

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[dmmoss51]

Heck I'll take 3 while they're at it!

 

[Mary Briggeman]

"Ready to burn mixed oak and locust firewood. This wood was cut and split last fall, and I assure you that it is ready to meet your heating needs."

LOL! I guess his heating needs might be a bit different than mine, eh? His price is $165, though so I might be tempted...

 

[jatoxico]

"Ready to burn mixed oak and locust firewood. This wood was cut and split last fall, and I assure you that it is ready to meet your heating needs."

LOL! I guess his heating needs might be a bit different than mine, eh? His price is $165, though so I might be tempted...

It can sit another year if you get it for the right price. I should do it but I'm a degenerate scrounger.

 

[Snigg]

This ad has been posted for months.....

© craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap
I have a couple trees that need to be cut down and who ever cuts them can have the wood . they both are close to my garage so they will need to be taken down in sections without damaging my garage if interested call me 724 684 6869

• Location: monessen pa
• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offer

 

[bigbarf48]

How tempting

 

[WiscWoody]

I get free wood up here in Wisconsin easily. There is so much wood here that most land owners will give me fallen Maple and Oak and some Poplar.But it has been taking a toll on my back lifting big rounds. You can see from my avatar I have 23 racks 10' by 6' filled and I can make a few more racks next summer and fill them to.I guess I'm lucky for living in the sticks sometimes. Btw, I have -33 outside now. chilly!

 

[chazcarr]

OK,(broken link removed to http://newhaven.craigslist.org/grd/4274614920.html) he didn't even leave a number.

 

[WiscWoody]

Here's one you can use for crafts!

Wood for crafts or firewood (Cedar Falls)
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Large tree in CF needs to be taken down. You cut down and haul. Tons of good wood. Easy access for Truck or Ladders.

well yaa!! you can tell on first sight that's what anyone would use it for!! LOL

 

[WiscWoody]

OK,(broken link removed to http://newhaven.craigslist.org/grd/4274614920.html) he didn't even leave a number.

I thought so too but I see they have a contact button on CL now and his number is listed. He doesnt say how much wood for the price though. Hmm....

 

[chazcarr]

I thought so too but I see they have a contact button on CL now and his number is listed. He doesnt say how much wood for the price though. Hmm....

I'll be damned, where did that button come from. Anyways, I was mostly laughing at the wording.

 

[Sinngetreu]

well yaa!! you can tell on first sight that's what anyone would use it for!! LOL

Yeah, when I saw it, I immediately thought napkin holder and matching toothpick vase.

 

[Mryank9]

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who wants to cut it down?

 

[Craig S.]

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who wants to cut it down?

Here's another job: (broken link removed to http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/zip/4290842495.html)

While I'm there doing free maintenance, I hope they let me stain the deck, rake the leaves, and paint the fence too!

 

[BillLion]

After months of being continually reposted, I see none of the lazy burners (including me) have picked up this steal:

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In case it comes down:

free fire wood
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Free fire wood. Freshly cut trees.

 

[Newschool]

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"We have a big bunch of good elm and maple from trees we recently cut down. Split and cut into firewood size pcs. - ready to burn!"

Yep, just cut down and ready to burn!

"This wood was just cut about 2 months ago. It does burn fine but may make it a little harder to get fire started since it's still a little green. If you mix it in with seasoned wood or at good at making fires it'll be just fine."

 

[weatherguy]

I see this guy lowered his price from $420 cord, business must be slow

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Cord Seasoned Premium Oak *Firewood* - $360 (Sutton, Ma)

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[weatherguy]

Seasoned wood, that they cut and split as they go

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We are selling seasoned hardwood firewood. This wood has been in the tree length form for a year and we are now cutting and splitting as we go. Cut, split, delivered. length is cut 16"-18". same day/next day delivery available. Call the pros. Advantage Enterprises Inc ALB # 209... call 508 248 7093

 

[4fire]

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Wanted-Someone To Take Down Tall Trees-Wood From One In Exchange (Arlington)

Looking for someone with experience, to fell several tall fir and hemlock trees, drop two at a time and take firewood from one as payment, and cut other into 16" rounds, so I can split it for my own firewood. Thanks.