Trktrd said:Caught my son throwing the wooden "Whoopin' spoon" in the stove. Good thing I have spares !
Smart boy you're raising. smart boy.
Trktrd said:Caught my son throwing the wooden "Whoopin' spoon" in the stove. Good thing I have spares !
DaFattKidd said:Burned a yellow pages from 2008 yesterday. Burned like a champ. That thing gave off some heat, and held a flame for over 30 minutes.
Warm in RI said:Burned a box of old check registers and the accompanying carbon copies. Burned pretty well and ,amazingly, I could still read the writing on the ashes the next day.
News paper balls, small strips of corrugated, and pallet wood to start a fire.
Occasionally a bird will try to build a nest in the flue during the shoulder season. When we were kids we'd let the bird out, he'd fly all over the house, sooting up the cieling, we'd let him outside and he'd be back at it the next day until he succeeded in making a nest. Holy house full of smoke. Then my dad took to throwing a lit ball of newspaper in the stove when a bird got in there. Before it stopped burning, the bird was expired. Cremation services followed that evening. My sister hasn't the heart to do that, so every now and then i find myself on her ten pitch roof, 3 stories up, usually late at night on a blustery spring evening, cleaning out a bird nest so her kids can have heat.
SKIN052 said:Beer cans, wife can't count the empties if I get rid of the evidence.
Jutt77 said:DaFattKidd said:Burned a yellow pages from 2008 yesterday. Burned like a champ. That thing gave off some heat, and held a flame for over 30 minutes.
I was wondering how those would do, I may have to try it out. I havent used a phone book in 10 yrs yet they keep on delivering them. They also make good targets.
Lol, no I am good, trust me. I only drink on weekends and holidays. Took tomorrow off so I am typing this with one hand and have a Corona in the other. Come to Newfoundland and see the mess of beer we drink, makes most people shake their head. As for the wife, she is a heck of allot smarter than I am so in reality, I am not hiding anything. This is a typical conversation in my house, Me: "Can I go buy a case of Beer?" Wife: "Sure!" Me: What account do I use?" Wife "Checking" and off I go. She pays the bills online so she knows what I spend. Makes Christmas shopping a groan. Plus, I work like a dog all day long and have all my work done before I pop the top. Just a beer lover is all. Lol, thanks for the concern however. Corona is empty, gotta go! Back in a bit.DaFattKidd said:SKIN052 said:Beer cans, wife can't count the empties if I get rid of the evidence.
I'm not sure, but we may need to talk about getting you a sponsor. Those words have AA all over them.
SKIN052 said:Lol, no I am good, trust me. I only drink on weekends and holidays. Took tomorrow off so I am typing this with one hand and have a Corona in the other. Come to Newfoundland and see the mess of beer we drink, makes most people shake their head. As for the wife, she is a heck of allot smarter than I am so in reality, I am not hiding anything. This is a typical conversation in my house, Me: "Can I go buy a case of Beer?" Wife: "Sure!" Me: What account do I use?" Wife "Checking" and off I go. She pays the bills online so she knows what I spend. Makes Christmas shopping a groan. Plus, I work like a dog all day long and have all my work done before I pop the top. Just a beer lover is all. Lol, thanks for the concern however. Corona is empty, gotta go! Back in a bit.DaFattKidd said:SKIN052 said:Beer cans, wife can't count the empties if I get rid of the evidence.
I'm not sure, but we may need to talk about getting you a sponsor. Those words have AA all over them.
NATE379 said:I bet that smells real good?!
I made the mistake of cleaning the yard one day and throwing the turds in the burn barrel while I was burning branches and other stuff. Well I could smell roasting poo all the way at the house, 300-400 ft away! YUK!
Clodhopper said:Dog poop from the puppy who is taking entirely too long to house break.
SKIN052 said:Lol, no I am good, trust me. I only drink on weekends and holidays. Took tomorrow off so I am typing this with one hand and have a Corona in the other. Come to Newfoundland and see the mess of beer we drink, makes most people shake their head. As for the wife, she is a heck of allot smarter than I am so in reality, I am not hiding anything. This is a typical conversation in my house, Me: "Can I go buy a case of Beer?" Wife: "Sure!" Me: What account do I use?" Wife "Checking" and off I go. She pays the bills online so she knows what I spend. Makes Christmas shopping a groan. Plus, I work like a dog all day long and have all my work done before I pop the top. Just a beer lover is all. Lol, thanks for the concern however. Corona is empty, gotta go! Back in a bit.DaFattKidd said:SKIN052 said:Beer cans, wife can't count the empties if I get rid of the evidence.
I'm not sure, but we may need to talk about getting you a sponsor. Those words have AA all over them.
They do make them in a can, but tonight I am living the high life and drinking from a bottle. How hot does a fire have to get to burn glass?Retired Guy said:SKIN052 said:Lol, no I am good, trust me. I only drink on weekends and holidays. Took tomorrow off so I am typing this with one hand and have a Corona in the other. Come to Newfoundland and see the mess of beer we drink, makes most people shake their head. As for the wife, she is a heck of allot smarter than I am so in reality, I am not hiding anything. This is a typical conversation in my house, Me: "Can I go buy a case of Beer?" Wife: "Sure!" Me: What account do I use?" Wife "Checking" and off I go. She pays the bills online so she knows what I spend. Makes Christmas shopping a groan. Plus, I work like a dog all day long and have all my work done before I pop the top. Just a beer lover is all. Lol, thanks for the concern however. Corona is empty, gotta go! Back in a bit.DaFattKidd said:SKIN052 said:Beer cans, wife can't count the empties if I get rid of the evidence.
I'm not sure, but we may need to talk about getting you a sponsor. Those words have AA all over them.
Corona in a can - will wonders never cease?
SKIN052 said:They do make them in a can, but tonight I am living the high life and drinking from a bottle. How hot does a fire have to get to burn glass?Retired Guy said:SKIN052 said:Lol, no I am good, trust me. I only drink on weekends and holidays. Took tomorrow off so I am typing this with one hand and have a Corona in the other. Come to Newfoundland and see the mess of beer we drink, makes most people shake their head. As for the wife, she is a heck of allot smarter than I am so in reality, I am not hiding anything. This is a typical conversation in my house, Me: "Can I go buy a case of Beer?" Wife: "Sure!" Me: What account do I use?" Wife "Checking" and off I go. She pays the bills online so she knows what I spend. Makes Christmas shopping a groan. Plus, I work like a dog all day long and have all my work done before I pop the top. Just a beer lover is all. Lol, thanks for the concern however. Corona is empty, gotta go! Back in a bit.DaFattKidd said:SKIN052 said:Beer cans, wife can't count the empties if I get rid of the evidence.
I'm not sure, but we may need to talk about getting you a sponsor. Those words have AA all over them.
Corona in a can - will wonders never cease?
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