Well........
So........
If it sounds too good to be true... and it looks too good to be true... the lesson here is: "yer gonna get screwed. probably twice."
Got home to a SMALL pile in the driveway. Lotsa "fresh split" smell and cold, fresh split faces (it was about 85 degrees and muggy @ 5:30pm) on these heavy splits. Ends looked nice, but the wood was clearly fresh split. Not split and sitting out for more than a few days. Sitting in rounds or logs for awhile - I could buy that. But no way the majority of this stuff had been sitting post-split *grumble*
So I called - my Mark-1 Estimat-O-Matic Eyeball was good - this was only "the first cord". The rest was due within the next couple hours. Story started unraveling on the time-since-split, that the wood had indeed been sitting in logs and rounds, split only in the last few weeks... *more grumble*
Figuring the wood there was pretty decent looking, i started stacking it up. I'd check the next load when it arrived and either turn it away (assuming i could get my pre-paid $$ back on it) or take it if it was better. Stacked it all up in about an hour. One piece in the entire pile looked split and aged all around. Lots of unsplit maple 5-6" rounds w/ plenty of obvious aging to them...
But waitaminute... Grab yardstick... average 20" log length (mostly 18-20)... about 48" tall stack (kinda generous)... two 8-foot skids... do the math, divide by 144... carry the one... that's only 0.83 cord. *lots more grumble*
Truck showed up finally - pretty late, but no big deal other than that it was tough to see much w/ just the floodlights up high. F-350 w/ high walls on the bed. I voiced my concerns - how this wasn't what I'd bargained for, how I turned down two other sellers, how I'd tried to make myself very clear on the phone about what I was looking for... I made it clear I wasn't trying to be a nitpicky a$$hole and he was indeed really keen on making things right - definitely a nice enough fella - just clearly not really a "pro" at this yet. He had no knowledge of moisture content and its inclusion in the definition of "seasoned" wood... Didn't really seem to want to hear or admit that oak doesn't season at all in rounds or logs... He was kinda wide-eyed at my other 4 cords stacked up, how nice and dry they were...
(if there's a bright spot here, it's that the sopping wet stuff, which I had left sitting split in the dirt since February, and only put up into stacks on Sunday - is already feeling really nice and dry and light. And I confirmed my math on those stacks... (64" x 18")/144 x 8 ft x 8 skids = 512 cu ft = 4x128 = 4 cords to the cu. inch)
Turns out he clears for farmers and developers, had already paid for the wood on his end, so I agreed we'd just take this load, call it a day, and not pay for any additional. Suck it up as a learning experience on both sides. And if this load + what I'd already stacked didn't add up to a full 2 cords, he did agree to come back out w/ a little more to make it up. He did mention that he had tried in the past to make split piles to sit out, but since he works 100+ acres, people come out of the woods and steal it, and he winds up losing a lot of invested time and money... But he would try to find some of the best aged stuff to set aside for me if I wanted.
So we poked thru the truckload. Decent looking wood - much less fresh-split smell. Still probably not anything to burn this year. But I paid for it and he brought it, so might as well unload it.
So he starts taking pieces off the top by hand. And then keeps taking them out by hand. and eventually unloads the entire cord from the truck... by hand. piece by piece. WOW. In chatting, it turns out his conveyor loader is broken, so he had loaded it by hand, too. and the big dump truck (which holds two cord in one shot) was also broken. So he's doing ALL this moving of splits by hand - no gloves, even. I officially felt bad for the guy.
But I ain't buying any more from him. And the Eyeball tells me I got about the same amount in the 2nd pile as the first - reckon it's gonna wind up being about 1.7 cord total when done.
Called another fella who has a nice stack seasoning - really good looking splits, sitting since January. Very good silvering on the whole pile. He's coming Saturday morning. Made it very clear that we'd be checking thru the truckload before he drops one stick.
*SIGH..............*