Well, the letter that I ended up mailing was four pages long. Backwoods Savage helped (alot!) on taming the raging beast within it. He agreed it might be better if it was shorter but after wrestling with it for a few days I decided to send it on in it's (edited) entirety...without mentioning my third eye.
Thanks Dennis and all of you for your help, suggestions, and support.
The letters were delivered to TSC this past Saturday. Today around 4:30cst I was surprised to receive a sincerely apologetic phone call from a gentleman from TSC in Brentwood, TN. The gentleman that I spoke with assured me that what I experienced is not what TSC wants their customers to experience.
Apparently they are investigating my experiences to some degree and by some statements the gentleman from TSC made they have already talked some to both stores involved. I don't think this was merely a "we've got to respond" type of contact that was made with me.
He asked me if I was still interested in a splitter and I told him that I was. He told me that if I would give them another chance that the assistant manager of the Greenville store will call me when they have the unit that is there checked out *well* and ready to be picked up. He went on to ask me what days would be convenient for me to pick it up.
During the entire conversation I felt that he was genuinely concerned about keeping my business. He was very apologetic and seemed appreciative that I took the time to write them. I don't know if he would want me to name him but he wasn't one of the people that I addressed or cc'd the letter to. He did state that his office was about 25' from the president's and the chairman of the board's offices and that one of them brought the letter to him. He gave me a direct number to him and I think I will be hearing from him again to follow-up on the outcome.
Basically, by the end of the business day that they received my letter they have responded in a very timely, receptive, and apologetic way and if nothing else have made me feel a good bit better about doing business with TSC. I'm beginning to feel that even as big as they are that they do care about the folks that made/are making'em that big. I'm impressed...so far.
And the best thing about it....hopefully I'll be splittin' wood by the weekend
Now if somebody will turn the temperature back down...it's gettin' hot in Dixie
For now, refer to the last line of my signature...that's where we're at.
Ed
ETA: Of course it could all be a trick and when I get there they all jump on me and start beating me with liverwurst dog treats
"RUN BABY
IT'S AH SETUP
!!"