Thank You - Thank You. I also need to thank several hundred people - in alphabetical order.
But I will wait to do that, after the campaign contributions begin to roll in.
I promise change - change that your pellet stove can believe in.
When I take over - there will be no more pellet pigs - no need - pellets will just appear on your pellet pile as needed.
Your stove will be cleaned by the new department of stove cleaning - the window washed, and the ashes empty. Nobody will be denied service, regardless of existing conditions and defects.
This will reduce the deficit, increase employment, save the polar bears, and put an end to intercontinental drift.
I was awarded what ? What am I running for ?
But I will wait to do that, after the campaign contributions begin to roll in.
I promise change - change that your pellet stove can believe in.
When I take over - there will be no more pellet pigs - no need - pellets will just appear on your pellet pile as needed.
Your stove will be cleaned by the new department of stove cleaning - the window washed, and the ashes empty. Nobody will be denied service, regardless of existing conditions and defects.
This will reduce the deficit, increase employment, save the polar bears, and put an end to intercontinental drift.
I was awarded what ? What am I running for ?