Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[4fire]

Many years of experience, but their last line tells their definition of seasoned.

 

[Tom Wallace]

This guy thinks he's going to get someone to pay him for cottonwood.

 

[4fire]

This guy thinks he's going to get someone to pay him for cottonwood.

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But it was organically split!

 

[WiscWoody]

But it was organically split!

Wow, no pesticides were used when splitting their wood. Must be a new thing....?

 

[Eureka]

Ok I’ll be right over. I hope the trees are hanging over your neighbor’s house and some power lines too.

 

[jetsam]

Wow, no pesticides were used when splitting their wood. Must be a new thing....?

I would read "organically split" to mean that it was split either with an organ or an organism. Ever see one of those karate guys breaking boards with his bare hands? Well, THESE guys have one who splits trees with his kidney.

 

[WiscWoody]

I would read "organically split" to mean that it was split either with an organ or an organism. Ever see one of those karate guys breaking boards with his bare hands? Well, THESE guys have one who splits trees with his kidney.

Lol, lmfao!

 

[Tom Wallace]

Need someone to come split a bunch of rounds of terrible firewood (cedar, poplar, alder) then leave half of it for us.

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

Need someone to come split a bunch of rounds of terrible firewood (cedar, poplar, alder) then leave half of it for us.

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Can I get the contact info? That's a great deal!

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[Dobish]

Can I get the contact info? That's a great deal!

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I thought you might want this guys contact info

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

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Yiiissss

Do I have to dig by myself, or can a friend help?

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[blades]

Yiiissss

Do I have to dig by myself, or can a friend help?

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That friend wouldn't be J I Case would it?

 

[gastone21]

I thought you might want this guys contact infoView attachment 222881

You win. That's gonna be hard to top.

 

[Dobish]

Yiiissss

Do I have to dig by myself, or can a friend help?

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i have one that's already dug up, but its box elder

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

Be right over with the bucket truck to take it down for ya! Just give us a non refundable $2500 deposit and we will be there in a hurry.

Would you take an out of state, no good, post dated, 3rd party check?

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

i have one that's already dug up, but its box elder

My cousin has a friend who had some dead ash taken down (ash borer are bad up this way), and the wood was ours for the taking. This thread came to mind. So, I packed up the Poulan, and headed up to the property.

It was felled, bucked, and stacked next to the driveway. The friend met us, and helped us load. There's about 4 cord left down there, and he's going to move them to the driveway (already bucked) for our next trip. Lather, rinse, repeat until gone.

We should start sending these CL people to this guy's house to see how it's done.

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

If someone actually responds with anything less then a "screw you" I'll tattoo this add on my face. Do you think anyone read this and didn't laugh? almost want to see someone do it and leave the stumps but refuse to pay the $75.

Just stand there with a blank look on your face when he says "$225", and slowly get in your truck, never breaking eye contact, shaking your head slowly... Don't even blink until you've driven away.

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

That friend wouldn't be J I Case would it?

J I Case, Dy No Mite, whoever...

 

[Dobish]

 

[David.Ervin]

Just flick a cigarette butt over the fence, geeze.

 

[Eureka]

Wow

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

Just flick a cigarette butt over the fence, geeze.

According to the ad, you would have to make sure every one burned.

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

(broken link removed to https://scranton.craigslist.org/for/d/firewood-for-sale/6480537939.html)

I think he needs a bit of schooling on the measures of a "cord"

EDIT: Screenshot (just signed up for imgur)

 

[4fire]

seattle.craigslist.org/oly/for/d/cedar-firewood/6488588856.html

 

[SaltyWoodsman]

seattle.craigslist.org/oly/for/d/cedar-firewood/6488588856.html
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"Please come clean up my scraps"

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