Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[jatoxico]

Hurry up this won't last.

 

[Bushfire]

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I'll be right over for that "perfect firewood".

 

[LocustPocust]

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Lots of free firewood, but you've gotta cut the trees down, split it, and then leave half of it for him.

 

[saskwoodburner]

Won't even be able to sleep with all these great deals going on.....

 

[4fire]

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Custom Cut Firewood - $100(Shelton)

We are now accepting orders for custom cut firewood- we have fir, alder, maple and cedar available. Seasoned over 6 months, we cut and split to your specs. Asking 100 per truckload; over 1/2 cord. Thanks!

 

[LocustPocust]

2 hours after your post and the Ad is gone already..

 

[Jay106n]

2 hours after your post and the Ad is gone already..

There's your sign.

 

[4fire]

Hmmm. Ad is still up, but the link I copied and pasted doesn't work. Anyway, search the farm & garden section of Seattle Craigslist if you want seasoned wood that hasn't been cut yet.

 

[fespo]

What a deal for Willow

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Firewood you cut you haul. 100.00-175.00 per log most 10/12 ft long. Willow wood.

 

[kennyp2339]

Won't even be able to sleep with all these great deals going on.....

Bro -try to hold off on these once and a lifetime deals, wait until Black Friday, rest up its going to be nuts out there

 

[clemsonfor]

What a deal for Willow

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Firewood you cut you haul. 100.00-175.00 per log most 10/12 ft long. Willow wood.

This has to be the worst deal ever That wood is not worth that if you could make lumber out of it!

 

[homebrewz]

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"Free large sections of oak, needs to be cut from large tree, if you clean out brush pile from my woods."

 

[clemsonfor]

Idiots!! Why do they think that their yard debris that they would pay people to remove is worth so much that some one will pay them to remove it?

 

[iamlucky13]

What a deal for Willow
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Firewood you cut you haul. 100.00-175.00 per log most 10/12 ft long. Willow wood.

Assuming 18" average diameter along the length of the log (might be a generous effort), that's 22 cubic feet solid for a 12 foot length.

That should split and stack out to about 1/4 cord.

"Free large sections of oak, needs to be cut from large tree, if you clean out brush pile from my woods."

Translation: If you do yard work for him, he'll let you risk your life on his widowmakers.

 

[baseroom]

Willow is about the only wood I won't scrounge. Takes a long time to dry, splits like a sponge and not much heat value.

 

[sportbikerider78]

Oh man...free firewood. But it is burned up already!
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[BigFir]

Oh man...free firewood. But it is burned up already!
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Priceless!......literally!

 

[BrotherBart]

Oh man...free firewood. But it is burned up already!
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Kiln dried.

 

[Omaha419]

A few cord, yeah right!

 

[iamlucky13]

Oh man...free firewood. But it is burned up already!
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Lightly used firewood...never saw that coming.

 

[madpogue]

Oh man...free firewood. But it is burned up already!
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Pre-tested....

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

Willow is about the only wood I won't scrounge. Takes a long time to dry, splits like a sponge and not much heat value.

I've never burned willow, bur based on what I've heard, he'd have to pay me to take that stuff.

 

[Jay106n]

Burning willow actually has a negative effect and makes your house colder. You are better off leaving a window open.

 

[saskwoodburner]

I've burned a moderate amount of willow from scrounging, and while it doesn't burn up like lighting a rocket, a piece or two per load works well. No way I'd ever pay for it though.

 

[edge-of-the-woods]

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1 or 2 Black Walnut Trees in exchange for removal by professional tree person. Responses should include your professional tree experience, your full name, telephone and town located in. You will be required to sign a liability release to hold property owners harmless from any accident/injury while on the property.

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