Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[JRHAWK9]

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[valley ranch]

JRHAWK9, I think I'll go get that and should I rake the area so I don't leave a mess?

Richard

 

[clemsonfor]

J hawk...That one is ridiculous!! Come get my chemical filled wood and my twigs and branches from trim I g my trees for firewood?

 

[Defiant]

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[Mr3117]

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[Defiant]

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Nice ton!

 

[clemsonfor]

A ranger load if lucky

 

[JRHAWK9]

J hawk...That one is ridiculous!! Come get my chemical filled wood and my twigs and branches from trim I g my trees for firewood?

yeah, I couldn't believe it either.

 

[Parallax]

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It's a good thing he marked the road and the wood; otherwise, some idiot might take the wrong one.

 

[bobdog2o02]

It's a good thing he marked the road and the wood; otherwise, some idiot might take the wrong one.

This one also has a free plunger

 

[valley ranch]

Just looked at the top link on post 479. I think I could maybe get those without getting killed. How bout you?

Richard

 

[bobdog2o02]

Just looked at the top link on post 479. I think I could maybe get those without getting killed. How bout you?

Richard

Yup, Very Doable.

 

[valley ranch]

bobdog, But it is a triple widow maker!

 

[Roundgunner]

That is 15 miles from me, I think I will let that one pass.

 

[kuma.jason]

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[Parallax]

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Sure, I'll trade you for beer right after I pass it through my kidneys.

 

[jeff_t]

This one has been up for a while. I offered to come by and give a quote for removal, but strangely enough, I never got a reply

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2 Large Cherry Trees for Sale - YOU CUT THEM DOWN - $1 (Ann Arbor)
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I have 2 large cherry trees that I'm looking to sell for lumber, wood chips, firewood, sawdust, whatever... Looking for someone who is willing to come and cut them down with their own equipment.

I am located on the West side of Ann Arbor. Please call or text as soon as possible (broken link removed to http://annarbor.craigslist.org/fb/aaa/grd/4553839555) I need these gone NOW!

 

[Tom Wallace]

Dry barn wood...free firewood

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Looks bone dry to me. At least it's free, I guess.

 

[slayer7]

Not firewood but I gotta get in on this one...this guy is "saling" some of the most powerful chainsaws I've ever seen for cheap! The Stihl's are ok at 250 and 280 HORSEPOWER, but the Husky has even more Horsepower than my full-size truck at 350!

 

[D8Chumley]

You would need a few strong men and maybe a boy to hold onto one of those saws

 

[jeff_t]

Black Walnut Wood - $250 (bloomfield twp)
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We had a tree company come to cut down some dead ash trees, and low and behold, one of the trees they cut down was a black walnut. We didn't realize it until we tried to make it into firewood and could barely cut it. (The tree company never finished the job). Anyway, there's a lot of it and it would be great for a wood working person making something small.

 

[Beardog]

This seems fair. Come on over and give me your motorcycle and I'll let you cut up this tree in the middle of my yard and keep it for firewood. Since it's oak, I'll be riding that bike for three years before you even toss a split into the stove.

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[firefighterjake]

This seems fair. Come on over and give me your motorcycle and I'll let you cut up this tree in the middle of my yard and keep it for firewood. Since it's oak, I'll be riding that bike for three years before you even toss a split into the stove.

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I'm still laughing over the terminology . . . "medallions." Didn't know bucking up wood was an Olympic sport that you could metal . . . or in this case wood . . . no gold, silver or bronze medallions, only oak . . . and some other sort of wood medallion.

 

[Parallax]

I'm still laughing over the terminology . . . "medallions." Didn't know bucking up wood was an Olympic sport that you could metal . . . or in this case wood . . . no gold, silver or bronze medallions, only oak . . . and some other sort of wood medallion.

I was thinking maybe this wood might be edible.

 

[dougand3]

no gold, silver or bronze medallions, only oak .

The new Olympic Medallions:
Oak = gold
Hickory = silver
Locust = bronze
Sweet Gum = you passed out and didn't finish race