Craigslist laugh of the day.....

[Longstreet]

free trees, pine, maple, oak (stone mountain conyers, athens, columbus)

I have 1.5 acres of mature trees for free if you take down. it is on flat land and easy to get to . there is no fence yet. I plan to use the land for gardening .

the trees appear to be pine, maple, and oak and whatever else grows wild in covington. you can take one or all... the property is in Covington ga right off I20. let me know if you are interested god bless theresa

serious inquiries only please


We always give posters a hard time for wanting people to take their trees down for them for free. For reference, I consider this one a pretty reasonable request.
1) Easy access
2) With 1.5 acres, I'm guessing they aren't over hanging any structures. No climbing.
3) Lots of wood, not just half a truck bed. But isn't requiring you to take everything.
4) No crazy request like grinding the stumps or removing every last piece of the trees.

 

[valley ranch]

No picture, but they measure it in yards, six yards. Better call them right now, don't want to miss this one. It says: can deliver, I guess you can pay them to dump it at your house.


free wood chips,pine and needles

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[RockyFordOak78]

You know how we all like to hoard these small trees and brush... People are idiots!

 

[BillLion]

$10? Maybe...if the dog comes with it:
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firewood - $10 (Avon )
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He appears to be sniffing for more...

 

[slayer7]

Not firewood but hilarious nonetheless...

 

[Pellet_Pete]

Canadan firewood - $200 (holyoke)

firewood aka (hamlock) 200 a cord been drying 5 year
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I hear that hamlock is good stuff for the smoker . Especially that imported "Canadan" stuff!

 

[dougand3]

Hamlock must lock the flavor into the ham? Good one, Pellet Pete. You've confused me, though - you have 2 pellet stoves but avatar is big rounds? If you make your own pellets, I gotta see that!

 

[Pellet_Pete]

You've confused me, though - you have 2 pellet stoves but avatar is big rounds? If you make your own pellets, I gotta see that!

LOL - that ain't firewood in my avatar! Those are cherry & hard maple sawlogs! Blew over in a downburst on my friend's woodlot - got 'em all sawed up with a Wood-Mizer. Very nice stuff! Firewood & wood stove are in the works though.

 

[dougand3]

Well, that clears that up! I was wondering about the saw to make pellets....1" bar & chain and 3/4cc engine?

 

[KD0AXS]

Here's yet another one that wants a professional tree service to take down their trees and haul them away for free.

 

[Chicken Farmer]

I cannot believe people are giving away free deer! If that was closer, I'd be all over it I have to get all my deer with the bumper of my truck.

 

[KD0AXS]

"Need to get out of the yard asap. Asking $ 100.00 firm"

 

[ErikR]

Is it just me or does this seem kind of high?

 

[weatherguy]

Is it just me or does this seem kind of high?

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Its high, there's a guy over my way that's been trying to sell a cord of oak for $400, then he lowered it to $300 still no takers, don't understand how these people think sometimes.

 

[Treacherous]

I cannot believe people are giving away free deer! If that was closer, I'd be all over it I have to get all my deer with the bumper of my truck.

Nothing like venison from a 3-5 day old deer that hasn't been skinned or gutted

 

[BrotherBart]

Got a friend that tells people that say venison is gamey that if they shot a cow, hung it up in the camp for a day or two then threw it across the hood of their pickup and drove a hundred miles home with it and processed it in the back yard, it would taste gamey too.

 

[Chicken Farmer]

Nothing like venison from a 3-5 day old deer that hasn't been skinned or gutte

That deer looks to be a little (alot!!) older 3-5 days. Delicious!!

 

[jdp1152]

He should list it as seasoned venison.

 

[jdinspector]

I saw this one today! Clear my land (selectively) and you can have the wood. Good luck.

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I have about 1.75 acres of trees which I'd like to get removed. You cut them down you take the wood for free to do as you wish. I don't want ALL the trees removed, but a good majority of them. I'd of course go over with you what is decent to keep and what can be cut down. There are quite a few fallen trees that have been that way for a while so it would be good firewood. Some of the fallen trees are a foot in diameter and some are 4 feet. I'd prefer a professional as some of the trees are next to or hanging over fences and of course I don't want any property damage. Most trees are probably 20-25+ feet tall. There are some walnuts out there as I notice walnuts to the rear of the property, but couldn't say how many. E-mail me with details of why you want the wood (be honest I could care less if you're selling or using for a wood burning fireplace or whatever) and how you intend on cutting the trees down and removing the wood. Again, if you have professional experience that's a plus. Thanks.

 

[Whitepup]

No address, no phone #, and the reply email does not work. Great, I will just circle the earth till I find it...

 

[dougand3]

Great, I will just circle the earth till I find it...

LMAO

 

[northwinds]

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Free Firewood. The best part is that it's in a pretty dicey neighborhood. You might not come out with your chainsaw.

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[farmboy05]

Because you know how nothing burns like that freshly cut stuff.

 

[Jags]

Free Firewood. The best part is that it's in a pretty dicey neighborhood. You might not come out with your chainsaw.

That would have to be REAL dicey to be concerned while holding a running chainsaw.

 

[northwinds]

That would have to be REAL dicey to be concerned while holding a running chainsaw.

I have two rules when using a chain saw. Don't drink alcohol. Avoid distractions, such as murder and robbery. I'll be back-up if you want to run the saw. You can have the wood.