Delta-T said:Adios Pantalones said:In the winter I keep it heated on a wood fire to throw down on my enemies from my castle walls.
Always keep wood ash handy for traction on a post-battle greased driveway.
battles look so glorious on the tele...they never tell you about the "clean-up" aspect...not so glorious...removing oil from the driveway takes lots of elbow...er,um..grease.
also, make note that the meat candle is also know to attract animals and neighbors..."what is that, bacon ribs I smell?"
Wood ash + hot animal fat = soap. It's a self-cleaning process. No lye.