You Know You Are A Real Wood Burner If...

[dafattkidd]

You know you're a woodburner if every house you walk in you're eyeballing a prime location for a woodstove.

 

[MnDave]

if you get invited over for dinner and you keep looking at the dead tree in the yard.

 

[Wildo]

If your wife says how much wood do we really need ? and you say "I'll have a better idea in June"

 

[Wildo]

if you get invited over for dinner and you keep looking at the dead tree in the yard.

With lust in your eyes

 

[MnDave]

if you can look at a fire and guess the stovepipe/stovetop temp within 50 F.

 

[Billybonfire]

You say "WOW thats a neat stack".

 

[MasterMech]

When you are outside and smell smoke, you begin to sniff the air like a bloodhound to find out who's else burning.

And you're out to find out who the poor SOB is that's burning green wood.

 

[MasterMech]

You know you're a wood burner if....

..... you bought a pickup truck to save on fuel.

 

[rkshed]

I can't believe how many of these apply to me.

So... you know you are a woodburner if you are up at 4am, every Saturday morning, trolling the free section of Craigslist for wood.

 

[etiger2007]

You know your wood burner when processing wood is fun.

 

[etiger2007]

You know your a wood burner when you talk about your set up and your friends look at you like your crazy.

 

[etiger2007]

You know your a wood burner when Hearth.com is at the top of all your searches.

 

[etiger2007]

When you are outside and smell smoke, you begin to sniff the air like a bloodhound to find out who's else burning.

Been there lol

 

[etiger2007]

You know your a wood burner when the Gas meter reader guy is shaking his head as he walks away.

 

[blades]

if you get invited over for dinner and you keep looking at the dead tree in the yard.

To be wined and dined to remove some trees

 

[Huntindog1]

You know your a die hard wood burner when you got Hearth.com on your smart phone.

 

[Huntindog1]

This isnt me but there was one guy on here said he did this:

You know your a die hard wood burner when you set up a web cam so at work you can check in to see how the fire is burning.

 

[Got Wood]

You know your a wood burner when the tree service guy takes a look at your stacks and declares that you are ready for the Armageddon

 

[jharkin]

You know your a wood burner when Hearth.com is at the top of all your searches.

You start laughing at your laptop and your wife says "Are you reading that wood stove forum again?? [eye roll] "

 

[jharkin]

You leave a flashlight by the back door for those midnight trips to check if you are getting smoke out of the chimney.

 

[Pallet Pete]

If you take the tree down christmas morning with a beer and a chainsaw in the living room in front of the kids and stuff it decorations lights and all in the stove !

Pete

 

[Monkey Wrench]

When you move the "New" patio furniture out to the wood pile. And can't understand why the OL beaches?

 

[Jags]

...When the propane company threatens to take their 500 gallon tank back.

 

[Jags]

...When on a wood id thread you tell the OP to "taste" the split.

 

[Jags]

...When you have over 9000 posts on the worlds largest wood burning site.