You Know You Are A Real Pellet Burner If...

[Former Farmer]

...when the wife tells you to "warm her up" and you go turn up the pellet stove

 

[ltlhawk]

When you get up in the morning and check the stove, BEFORE you get your coffee...

 

[khenault]

When you have a panic attack caused by your wife picking up stray pellets and throwing them out.

 

[St_Earl]

When you have a panic attack caused by your wife picking up stray pellets and throwing them out.

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[khenault]

you have simultaneous feelings of pride and jealousy when you catch your teenage son leveling and smoothing the pellets in the hopper

 

[LMPS]

When you have a panic attack caused by your wife picking up stray pellets and throwing them out.

Or your dog is eating them................

 

[bill3rail]

khenault said: ↑

If you cock and lock your Glock when a white van drives by.

I prefer H&K

Sig Sauer!
Although my daily carry is a Smith & Wesson 642 with Crimson Trace Laser Grips.

Bill

 

[bill3rail]

If you have ever attempted to eat a pellet in front of another person OR in private!

Bill

 

[zrtmatos]

You Know You Are A Real Pellet Burner If...

You have more pride showing off pictures that are on your phone of your stove or pellets stacked to your friends, than of your wife, kids or new car.