English BoB
Minister of Fire
The fiercest thing that has been guarding my woodpile recently is this lizard. Bigger than most of the local lizards and he's got teeth and wasn't afraid to show them. Found him when I was cleaning out where (one of) the woodpiles had been, getting ready to put down homemade "pallets" to keep the wood off the concrete. I shoveled him up (w/o touching or hurting him) and relocated him.
Other than lizards (usually smaller than this guy), just the usual mix of feral cats and the occasional black widow (those I kill).
Thats your insurance agent checking if you burn wood for primary heat.
bob