Ehouse
Minister of Fire
So here I sit, augmented...
But crickey mate! Better not wind up dead like that Crocodile Hunter! I know he was not killed by a snake, or a big crock, but he messed with them all the time.
Stingray's barb to the chest wasn't it? Not to worry, I prefer Marlon Perkins' method of engaging exotic fauna: "He's a big one Jim! be careful! Get around behind 'im! Watch out for that tail Jim!" "Well Jim got into some trouble with that one, and when you find yourself in trouble, Mutual of Omaha.......