Pellet Pig Membership requirements

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I may not be a self proclaimed pig, but I do enjoy a nice truck and decent stash(pellets of course).

 

[veedo]

Ok, I see you know where to find pellets and you have a stove, now please tell us what would convince the hogs that you would be a credit to the Honorable Order of Pellet Pigs. The hogs are not that easy to convince as they want to uphold the highest standards and provide a proper example for the general public.

ok, i am a little late but here we go. 5 tons, a p68, a mess, and i brew beer. have an esb in the fermentor, pale ale on tap, and a batch of wheat beer carbing.

planning on insulating the basement shortly, just have a few other projects to get done.

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[DexterDay]

Bout time!!

Got my vote

 

[jtakeman]

Mine too!

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

Looks like a busy meeting agenda.

 

[jtakeman]

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[kinsmanstoves]

bumping for the new guy

Eric

 

[L.I. Pellet Guy]

New guy (ME) is a little behind in requirements, maybe next season.

Wait until i tell my wife, we need to move 3 tons by hand to be a pig

 

[kinsmanstoves]

New guy (ME) is a little behind in requirements, maybe next season.

Wait until i tell my wife, we need to move 3 tons by hand to be a pig

"we"? hahaha

 

[imacman]

"we"? hahaha

Yeah, good luck with THAT!

My guess the wife will listen to you say that, shake her head, and say "yeah, right".

 

[Paul Raz]

"we"? hahaha

x2....Yeah, good luck with that. "We", what are you French?

 

[jtakeman]

If your wife opens the door for ya, Thats helpin right?

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

If your wife opens the door for ya, Thats helpin right?

only to close it just as you have one foot off the ground coming through the door. That'll teach you for using the Royal We without my approval dear .

 

[imacman]

If your wife opens the door for ya, Thats helpin right?

Ya see everyone, Jay knows what he's talkin' about. He knows if he asks for more than that, a fryin' pan is about to follow.

 

[L.I. Pellet Guy]

Wow.... Did u guys talk to my wife? Before reading all this, I told her about moving the 3 tons by hand and she said all of that, I swear like she read the thread! We had a real good laugh. Don't be surprised you see a new member on here tomorrow!

 

[imacman]

Wow.... Did u guys talk to my wife?......Don't be surprised you see a new member on here tomorrow!

She's more than welcome....just as long as she doesn't start asking about "sparks from the pipe".

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

A warning to the newbie, most of us will take her side in all matters.

You have been warned.

 

[Brokenwing]

She's more than welcome....just as long as she doesn't start asking about "sparks from the pipe".

I hope this is not sick plants husband lmao Just joking

 

[Newpelletpig]

OK I think I need to change my name. I bought the stove 2 weeks ago and have a ton. we carried it home using a few trips with my Subaru Forester. Do I get points for originality?

 

[L.I. Pellet Guy]

A warning to the newbie, most of us will take her side in all matters.

You have been warned.

I would expect nothing less from you guys!!

 

[kinsmanstoves]

I am beginning to understand the breed with a wife, ex-wife, and four daughters with one born last Monday.

Eric

 

[The Ds]

I am beginning to understand the breed with a wife, ex-wife, and four daughters with one born last Monday.

Eric

Congrats on the new little one, Eric. Life is precious.

 

[L.I. Pellet Guy]

I am beginning to understand the breed with a wife, ex-wife, and four daughters with one born last Monday.

HA... Wife, EX-groan, 4 daughters, one step daughter, 2 female cats, 1 female dog and a male cat with no nuts!! I'll be long gone before i every get close to understanding......

Congrats on your new addition!

 

[SmokeyTheBear]

OK I think I need to change my name. I bought the stove 2 weeks ago and have a ton. we carried it home using a few trips with my Subaru Forester. Do I get points for originality?

Slacker, I had three ton in the bunker 1 month before the stove arrived.

I also doubt you are the first to attempt pellet moving via a Subaru Forester.

The hogs are going to want more evidence of your worthiness than you have shown so far.

I'm surprised a few of them haven't already acted on the current pending applications, likely they are all out cold from all of the stash raiding and partying they do this time of the year (newly discovered newbie stashes ).

 

[kinsmanstoves]

Slacker, I had three ton in the bunker 1 month before the stove arrived.

I also doubt you are the first to attempt pellet moving via a Subaru Forester.

The hogs are going to want more evidence of your worthiness than you have shown so far.

I'm surprised a few of them haven't already acted on the current pending applications, likely they are all out cold from all of the stash raiding and partying they do this time of the year (newly discovered newbie stashes ).

I put a full ton in a mini van on a couple occasions. Man-up!

Eric