TALKED TO THE Neighbor
I brought along a good piece of properly seasoned APPLE! Oh yeah, I went home cleaned up after work and shaved so I didn't look like Marilyn Manson when I came to the door! I only have a few pieces of apple, but I figured it was worth it. I went to the door, and rang the door bell, and was alarmed by the rot weiler looking out the screen door window, with all 4 paws on the ground! I was also greeted by two little kids who jumped on the dog, as he carried the kids away like a camal. Then I meet dad, or Rick! He had a strange look on his face, as I was standing on his porch with a piece of wood. So I gace him my best soap box talk I could muster! We talked and walked around he didn't fully understand everything, but he listened. I brought up the kids safety like you guys suggested that worked good. He has a massonary fireplace with no doors, but some sort of grate blower, which he doesn't like b/c it blows smoke into the house, but it puits out alot of heat. I told him to get some doors too. The real reason I was there was about his firewood. I showed him some pics of my stove, my wood pile, and blah blah blah. He said he didn't see why he need to cut it ahead it puts out plenty of heat. I pointed out to him the stains on his siding. Then I gave him some pamplets from the fire department ( GF works there ) that told him about chimney fires, and how to prevent them. Which I would like to point out, are horrible for pointing out the importance of good seasoned firewood! Anyways............I told him to do a fair test to take a piece of his wood, make a small fire with one piece of his wood, and light it, and see if it lights, and how much heat he gets. Then after it goes out make another small fire and put my piece of wood in, and see how much heat he gets! Now I know it is unfair to compare apple, with suger maple, but I was trying to make a point! We talked and shared a beer ( already like this guy ) and then I told him to give my test a serious try, then I left. I felt good. Later that night I drove by and his chimney was smoking like a S.O.B.
I was pissed! I would like to say it didn't bother me but it did. Went out to dinner, muddered to myself all through dinner, GF complaining that I wasn't listening to her. Went home cleaned up the house in just my shorts b/c its 78 inside, and 25 outside, tried to get the GF to do this but she says I am just being a perv! It was about 10 and I went to bed and my cell rang figured it was work! It wasn't, it was RICK! He asked me what kind of beer I like, and I told him Coors light. He told me he tried my test with the fire wood, except he burned mine first, and then his ( this must be why I saw all the smoke ) well he says it defintly lights right away, and burns instantly, and puts out more heat, and he DIDN'T use the grate heater till he gets some doors, and he still noticed more heat even with one piece of wood. Also, he said the biggest thanks he can give me ( this almost brought a tear to my eye ) is the fact that his wife isn't up is "A" about the smoke in the house! .................. :lol: ................... I laughed good, he really got me, he was all serious, and quite about it ........... lol .............. anyways! He said he will call a chimney sweep today! I wish I had the wood to give him some, but I don't! :down: I told him about standing dead, and what to look for and to just becarefull. His brother has some property not to far from here, and he would go see what was there. So I felt good, and slept almost as good! I would like to say we might hang out, but he is strong on GUN CONTROL, >:-( :ahhh: even handed me a bumper stciker of all things, which I took home, and put in my stove ASAP! I thought about going outside a shooting off a couple shoots, but it was late, but I DID ANYWAYS! So in closing ........ I feel better. Oh yeah I told him about this site, and his wife makes good cookies! Thanks for your guys help!
J