Name my new red stove contest.

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Mr_Super-Hunky said:
I will offer up a valuable prize to the winner (such as an scented, autographed 8x10 glossy of your truly), or possibly a can of turtle wax (your choice).

So let me know what you might suggest for a good name. I will consider it.

Um guys....I really don't want to offend anyone here....but all you guys are just trying too hard to win this contest. Its only a scented autographed 8x10 photo......

GVA likes....ROUGE-SPIKE. I don't get it :-/ Oh he just informed me the GE is silent.....whatever! Now GVA is trying to win the picture!

By the way, his laptop is busted so he keeps leaning over my shoulder.....lets hope it gets fixed soon!
 
Mrs-GVA

Remember, there are actually two fabulous prizes to choose from. Not only is there the scented-autographed 8x10 glossy , but there's also the can of turtle wax. I figure that this seems to be the staple of the game show circuit, so it must be a very desirable and sought after prize!.
 
Mr. Super....
Tell you what...I'll enter the contest too if you change it from Turtle Wax to McGuires AND throw in a bottle of Armor-All........ Are you up to the challenge????
 
Mrs-GVA said:
Mr. Super....
Tell you what...I'll enter the contest too if you change it from Turtle Wax to McGuires AND throw in a bottle of Armor-All........ Are you up to the challenge????

Won't make any difference. I dubbed PE Summits Whorehouse Red over a year ago and try as they may they will STAY Whorehouse Red.

And when they do I want my dang tin of wax! Don't need the pic. The pistol range out back already has plenty of targets.
 
'Hot Canadian Red-Head'

'Crimson Chill Chaser'
 
Stove of the Rising Sun
 
B-A-R-B

big arizona red box
 
Hey, it's a red stove, I burn wood in it. so why not call it "burnt red"?, or is that just to obvious!. Actually, thats not catchy enough. I have attached a PE file photo of the stove to give you a better idea of the look and the color. Remember, these prizes are spectacular so really give it a lot of thought okay!.
 

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carpniels said:
Hi babalu,

I know what you are talking about. James is way cool, but also temperamental.

PS. Did you hear about the recall? James paint contains lead (made in China) so they are recalled. Send it back and they will send you a new one with non-lead paint.

Niels

Also, I heard 60% of all recalls are now for products from China. Gotta love outsourcing!!!!!!!

Best name of them all: "Ferrari red Fire breather"

Yes, I did hear about it.
Our kids arent prone to chewing paint off toys and all but a very few of ours are the metal "Take along Thomas" trains.
The one red one we have is Skarloey and all his paint is intact. That will be the one we toss when the toys are handed down to a relative, friend etc.
 
Scarlet fever
Scarlet O'Heata
Big Red
Bloody Mary
Simply Red
Ol' Red-eye
Rosacea
Red Betty
Drop-dead-red
Rage-red
Red-Zeppelin
 
"The PE pine-eater"
 
Titan said:
"The PE pine-eater"

Oooo-OOooo.......How about the pine-inator. <to be said in my best Aaanold voice>
 
S-spews
U-unknown
M-mercurial
M-mess
I-into
T-troposphere

*the preceeding was brought to you by the dolts @ "Burning Issues".Now stop breathing;that causes cancer ya know!
 
In the off season, if you put a fern on top of it you could call it red green
 
How about. The stove
 
just call it "red". Has anyone ever named their stove before? Mine is called "the heater". Everyone seems to know who I am talking about when I say, "gotta go feed the heater", or "The heater is getting a little dirty".
 
Come to think of it, I've never named a stove before....... it's hard to feel emotion for a bunch of iron and firebricks. I don't think I've ever even named a car......or a house......

Well, we used to call one "the beach house", even though it was a duplex dump about a block in from the water.
 
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