Just saw this made me lol

[Dobish]

locally they are 2/$10, and they normally have 5 splits in them. At that rate, I figure my stove will have paid for itself in the first 2 years....

 

[lml999]

At those prices, that should be organic, free range firewood.

 

[ErikR]

There's a guy near me with a small stack of firewood at the end of his driveway. He has a cardboard sign that says, "organic firewood... Now gluten free"

 

[RockeBoy]

Don't buy it. that's what I do..

This is why nobody comes here anymore...arrogant first graders..

 

[BrotherBart]

I just told my camper neighbor that I have rolls of pallet wrap like the stuff is wrapped with at the campgrounds and the labels under the wrap are always just laser printed sheets. So....

 

[jb6l6gc]

But...but...but those bags are sealed for freshness. What were the expiration dates?

Expiration dates are fast approaching I better go buy some more now!