Cluttermagnet said:
kenny chaos said:
A real man grows at least some of his own food.
Living in the woods in no excuse.
Among the relatively few times I've ever had my manhood called into question, this is definitely the first time for the reason you state. I choose to be amused rather than offended. That is a bit harsh, though. (Or was that not a personal attack and just awkwardly worded?)
There are many shade loving veggies, some tolerant ones, and some only needing half a day of sun.
I'm sure that must be true, but please, could you cite a few examples of these? I sincerely believe that a lot in full shade is pretty much a non starter for any really practical/ productive vegetable gardening. At best, perhaps a few radishes and salad greens in early spring prior to full leafout.
I don't know any meat animals that mind the woods either.
Erm- I live in the suburbs, OK? I'd have the neighbors pissed and the county after me in a heartbeat if I tried raising livestock.
Some of the world's healthiest and best medicinal foods grow in the woods.
True, but see my comment about the suburbs, above. This is a pretty developed area. I have less than an acre. Most land is privately owned around here, i.e. not available for me or others to forage.
I don't even know you. Why take it personal.
Leafy vegetables do good in full shade.
Beans, beets, broccoli, cabbage, kohlrabi, peas, potatoes, rhubarb and turnips work in partial shade.
Medicinals can be developed from nearly all parts of trees and shrubs including wood, bark, buds, leaves, roots, fruit, flowers, nuts, sap and pollen. Maybe a fun and healthy hobby to pursue.
Let's not forget the very health giving and money making ginseng, golden seal, mushroom, etc..
How about a small grove of paw paw trees in your woods?
It is easy enough to keep prying eyes away from a rabbit hutch, small aviary full of quail, pigeon, etc..
Send me a layout of your place and I'll lay you out a right nice little food factory and your neighbors won't even know.
Yes, even on one acre in the woods. How about a small tank for raising tilapia, shrimp, or crayfish?
You'll eat things most people can't afford to buy in a restaurant.
I have just under an acre in front of a barn I'm transforming as we speak. I'm doing a trial this year and if things work out, there will be 2000 strawberry plants, about 1000 asparagus roots, several hundred raspberry plants, and some assorted vegetables producing next year, on less than an acre. There was a bush maple growing in the center of the area and I just finished cutting about three cords of firewood.
We just grow shrooms in our woods.
I knew a gal in the burbs who befriended a pig and kept it in a little gambrel roof garden shed.
It died at about 2,000 pounds and her neighbors were shocked when the back-hoe came and dragged it out of that little shed.
I wanted it for sausage. She started to cry. But it really was funny.