I put a rifle cartridge in my mom's cookstove when I was a kid and blew the lid off it. My father couldn't really wup my ass cuz he had to 'fess up to doing the exact same thing when he was a kid. Guess the acorn didn't fall far from the tree.HeatsTwice said:Thats why I use wax instead of TNT. TNT makes a mess.
skinnykid said:I am alive, it has been warm here the last couple of days
Thanks
CowboyAndy said:skinnykid said:I am alive, it has been warm here the last couple of days
Thanks
ya, but how many chimney fires have you had since then?!?! 3? 6? 12?
CowboyAndy said:If you choose to burn pine, you should:
1)clean your chimney twice a day
2)have the fire department park outside your house 24/7
3)sacrifice your first born
4)dance naked on your roof when the sun is at its highest point
5)not burn more than 1 piece at a time, maximum diameter of 2"
If you follow these steps it might please the gods enough to reduce your chances of a chimney fire from 'definitly' to 'possibly'.
Sleep tight!
Bubbavh said:CowboyAndy said:If you choose to burn pine, you should:
1)clean your chimney twice a day
2)have the fire department park outside your house 24/7
3)sacrifice your first born
4)dance naked on your roof when the sun is at its highest point
5)not burn more than 1 piece at a time, maximum diameter of 2"
If you follow these steps it might please the gods enough to reduce your chances of a chimney fire from 'definitly' to 'possibly'.
Sleep tight!
Great job on the pine rules!
All people should follow them as if law!
As for me I'm an outlaw and choose to live dangerously!
CowboyAndy said:Bubbavh said:CowboyAndy said:If you choose to burn pine, you should:
1)clean your chimney twice a day
2)have the fire department park outside your house 24/7
3)sacrifice your first born
4)dance naked on your roof when the sun is at its highest point
5)not burn more than 1 piece at a time, maximum diameter of 2"
If you follow these steps it might please the gods enough to reduce your chances of a chimney fire from 'definitly' to 'possibly'.
Sleep tight!
Great job on the pine rules!
All people should follow them as if law!
As for me I'm an outlaw and choose to live dangerously!
I think we need to do our good deeds to society, and go out and get all the pine from people so they don't burn down their houses.
WE WOULD BE HEROES
Bubbavh said:CowboyAndy said:Bubbavh said:CowboyAndy said:If you choose to burn pine, you should:
1)clean your chimney twice a day
2)have the fire department park outside your house 24/7
3)sacrifice your first born
4)dance naked on your roof when the sun is at its highest point
5)not burn more than 1 piece at a time, maximum diameter of 2"
If you follow these steps it might please the gods enough to reduce your chances of a chimney fire from 'definitly' to 'possibly'.
Sleep tight!
Great job on the pine rules!
All people should follow them as if law!
As for me I'm an outlaw and choose to live dangerously!
I think we need to do our good deeds to society, and go out and get all the pine from people so they don't burn down their houses.
WE WOULD BE HEROES
We could save the world!
1 home at a time!
Do you think we could get them to help with the splitting and stacking though? It's the least they could do since we saved them from burning their houses down.
HeatsTwice said:Now, if you REALLY want to start your fire:
1) Put your chain saw dust under the leaky hydrolic cylinder of your splitter.
2) Split 1/2 a cord of wood.
3) take that now drenched saw dust and put it in all the holes of a cup cake tray.
4) buy old candles from garage sales for pennies on the dollar.
5) melt wax and pour it on top of the hydrolic fluid soaked saw dust in cup cake tray until each hole is full.
6) Wait till each saw dust/wax cup cake is dry. They will fall right out of the tray (won't stick since wax shrinks).
7) put single cup cake on top of pine which is on top of hard wood.
8) put single lit match on top of cup cake.
9) come back in 10 minutes to see fire very much going.
HeatsTwice said:Bubbavh said:CowboyAndy said:Bubbavh said:CowboyAndy said:If you choose to burn pine, you should:
1)clean your chimney twice a day
2)have the fire department park outside your house 24/7
3)sacrifice your first born
4)dance naked on your roof when the sun is at its highest point
5)not burn more than 1 piece at a time, maximum diameter of 2"
If you follow these steps it might please the gods enough to reduce your chances of a chimney fire from 'definitly' to 'possibly'.
Sleep tight!
Great job on the pine rules!
All people should follow them as if law!
As for me I'm an outlaw and choose to live dangerously!
I think we need to do our good deeds to society, and go out and get all the pine from people so they don't burn down their houses.
WE WOULD BE HEROES
We could save the world!
1 home at a time!
Do you think we could get them to help with the splitting and stacking though? It's the least they could do since we saved them from burning their houses down.
I've done my part today to save the world. I took this picture 4 hours ago. 2 hours ago I took it all home. There was a lot more off camera. All of it pine. 4 truck loads with the bed riding on the leaf springs each trip.
They will sing songs about me.
CowboyAndy said:holy ignorance, batman...
http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r21345814-Is-it-unsafe-to-burn-Pine-in-wood-stove
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