6yrs ago we lived in a subdivision in our first house. We were in the back yard in october, enjoying the fire pit for my wifes Bday.. It was just us and her sister.. We werent even talking, just enjoying the fire and looking at the stars. The police came, one of my neighbors called to complain about us having a fire.... As soon as the friendly officers left, I declared we were moving.. Less than 4mo's later we moved, and we know have 150acres and my closest neighbor is almost a mile away...
Never, ever again, will I live where I cant mow my grass butt naked again. Firewood stacks? Yes, I have plenty...
Well I cannot mow my lawn buck naked since I do have a few neighbors within sight distance . . . but I can (and do) routinely pee outside and get the mail at the mailbox while wearing boxer shorts (both of which seem to tick off my wife to no end.)