Oldman47
Minister of Fire
I am on about 1/3 acre and when one neighbor noticed I was out in the back yard splitting he walked over and handed me a couple of wedges and a go-devil maul. I knew he had piled wood along our shared fence a couple of years back so I asked him if he didn't need to keep those tools but he told me his wife made him convert the fireplace to a gas burner and he didn't expect to ever be allowed to go back. I am sure other neighbors have noticed my growing piles but he is the only one that has mentioned anything.