On Topic: Dean, I have an insert with a single air control so this is way apples-to-oranges, but: If I put a fresh load in at bedtime (3 to 5 pieces, depending on the outside temp, in a 3 CF firebox) and set the air control to maybe 20% open, I can have a hot coal bed and the thermostat-controlled fan still blowing out warm air 8 to 9 hours later.
Off Topic: (though clearly what is becoming the more entertaining part of this post) - some reflections on the other avatars in this thread
- Some Like It Hot: I'm offended by the patently provocative, double-entendre nature of your handle. A clear case of approach-avoidance syndrome, possibly complicated by 9" O.D. flue envy.
- Mike Wilson: I'm offended by the trauma you've inflicted on the countless victims who have unwittingly viewed the house fire in your avatar. Shame on you for throwing a dose of reality on us
You should at least make us click a little button first that says "I am over 18 and am willing to view fire pictures of a graphic nature."
- KD460: I'm offended that your avatar looks too much like mine.
- Gooserider, I'm offended by the blatantly left-coastist nature of your avatar - mentioning only "California" below the Moto-Guzzi logo, without so much as a nod to the other 49 states not to mention the territories of Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands. You should be sentenced to a treatment of affirmative action requiring mention of the state of New York in every post for the next year.
- Hookspacken: Where do I even start? If the original complaining poster thought that DeanB was sexist, imagine the rearranging of her reality after spending an hour with Ted Nugent? What WERE you thinking
???
- Wrenchmonster: As my late uncle Ronnie used to say: "There you go again..." in this case promulgating the male caucasian work-force stereotype. Looks like it's off to sensitivity training for you, Mister!
- Northwinds: Shame on you too! You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to figure out the symbolism in THAT avatar!
- BrotherBart: OK, so I couldn't find anything offensive in THAT avatar just yet. But give me a couple minutes, I'm working on it.
- DiscoInferno: Are you so insensitive that it never occurred to you the profound inferiority feelings you've induced in everyone that doesn't have a cool chalet-style home like yours!? I'm thinking maybe a weekend encounter group is in order.
- And Dean, last but not least I'm soooooo offended by the sexist nature of your avatar. Of course, I'm equally offended by people taking offense to it.
Oh nuts, that means I've just offended myself. D'OH