Gooserider - Already have a gas furnace. The objective is to minimize gas consumption. Rebooting is not really too bad. I don't lace them up tight so can kick them off without putting down the sling full of wood. Those booties do sound interesting but with my size 12's they would be like snowshoes in the house.
Bubbavh - Motorized power is not permitted. SWMBO declared that the tractor not be operated in winter to increase longevity. Would sure love to use it all winter to plow snow as well as haul. I have one of those poly carts too. It collects dust all winter. Upgrading from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0 is never that clean and always has cost implications.
Bugboy - I've had a FEL on my Christmas wish list all my life but Santa has yet to deliver one. See also no motorized rule above.
zzr7ky - my stove takes 20 inch splits and 5 gal buckets aren't deep enough nor big enough to work well. I use 5 gal buckets for my kin'lin.
FireWalker - I loose tie my boots and can slip out of them without using hands. Hands required for rebooting though. I go out behind the woodshed so no toilet seat involved.
matt701 - I really really REALLY tried to get a back door in the hearth room. That would have made too much sense. I would have rolled out a carpet runner to walk on and rolled it up when done. Wrigley has it pegged.
Rick - hard plastic wheels on my soft pine floors would never meet SWMBO approval. I was thinking of getting a foldable dolly and rigging it up to hold the sling, thus containing the dirt and making navigating the maze easier.
sly22guy - no attached garage. In fact no garage at all. You tell her.