JohnDolz
Minister of Fire
I think I am on the same page as you.That was my solution too. At the outset I bought 2-years supply, had a contractor come with a big conveyor-belt machine that cut to length, split and then up a conveyor to drop onto the top of the pile. Only trouble was that the pile wasn't inside the barn so we then spent the winter weekends carting the split logs and stacking them in the barn.
Friends in France say you need three years supply of split wood. That allows you to be ill one year ... and if you are ill for three years in a row then you've had your chips anyway!
Now I cut, split and stack during the winter and that replaces the pile that has just been used in the boiler - so I refill the barn as a row is burnt, and come Spring the barn is full.
I assume you asked "Who's freaking crazy, now?" when your wife wan't in the room.This reminds me of a story. About 7 years ago I managed to accumulate 42 full cords of cut, split and stacked firewood in my backyard. My wife said, "You're freaking crazy. And all the neighbors think so, too." I said, "Well, you never know, I might get sick or hurt or lose access to the woodlot, or who knows what?" Not thinking, of course, that any of those things was going to happen to me, but it sounded reasonable.
The next year I got sick and had to have surgery, so I couldn't cut any firewood that summer. Middle of the winter, when the house was 75 degrees and the gas bill was near zero, I asked her, "Who's freaking crazy, now?"
I'm down to just 20 cords now. Pretty nervous.