CL Laugh of the Day-The Gear

[jetsam]

Last one! The others all got snapped up.

(broken link removed to https://longisland.craigslist.org/grd/d/warner-wood-stove-model-124/6432275414.html)

 

[dougand3]

Maybe if he dropped a zero, he MIGHT get a call.

 

[jetsam]

Maybe if he dropped a zero, he MIGHT get a call.

For $50 it would make a pretty nice outdoor cookstove, if you are a big BBQer.

 

[jetsam]

Hurry. Just $5 for a big trunk piece!

The $500 smoke dragon guy from above just posted that one again too.

 

[dougand3]

Odd looking saw.

 

[jetsam]

Odd looking saw.

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Someone put a sticker that says, "BELT SANDER" on that chainsaw!

 

[Ashful]

Her avatar is small, but I believe I spy blonde hair.

 

[jetsam]

Bob: I know you don't internet, so I am helping by spreading the word about (broken link removed to https://longisland.craigslist.org/grd/d/jap-maple-tree/6474507713.html). You can thank me later.

 

[WiscWoody]

I don’t know if I should laugh or not... but this is a odd ball no doubt. A combination generator and log splitter in one unit. I guess you never know when the power might go out and you can split logs at the same time and kill two birds with one shot huh?

(broken link removed to https://eauclaire.craigslist.org/tls/d/log-splitter-generator/6475986023.html)

 

[WiscWoody]

Here’s a good laugher... a 80! ton log splitter.... that I calculated is really a 24 ton splitter. Forget about splitting wood any longer.... you can crush truck rims with this machine and burn them now! And with its 3.9 gpm pump she must be oh sooo slow... you all had better snap it up quick because he says if it ain’t sold in 7 days he will pull the listing and keep it!!....even though the ad has been up for a month now lol.

(broken link removed to https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/for/d/custom-built-80-ton-log/6448194095.html)

 

[Jan Pijpelink]

View attachment 222500 Here’s a good laugher... a 80! ton log splitter.... that I calculated is really a 24 ton splitter. And with its 3.9 gpm pump she must be oh sooo slow... you all had better snap it up quick because he says if it ain’t sold in 7 days he will pull the listing and keep it!!....even though the ad has been up for a month now lol.

(broken link removed to https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/for/d/custom-built-80-ton-log/6448194095.html)

Well, it has nice big tires.

 

[WiscWoody]

I'm always mystified by ads like that (there are so many!), but maybe it's just an exercise in fantasy. Years ago a friend confessed to habitually bidding early and low on expensive things on eBay, knowing that she wouldn't be the high bidder. It was just a way of pretending to be able to afford whatever it was.

Well.... I know someone that did just that on a Prius on eBay and ended up the high bidder. He said he had no intentions of really buying it but he did and he paid good money to have it shipped from California to Dallas Texas. What messed him was it was a salvage titled car and no one bid it up where he thought they would. That was when eBay held you to the sale more than nowadays. He had the car for a few years but has since sold it.

 

[Rob711]

Not wood related but definitely a CL laugh
(broken link removed to https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/grd/d/red-neck-endorsed-4-york-rake/6492090898.html)

 

[Dobish]

Not wood related but definitely a CL laugh
(broken link removed to https://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/grd/d/red-neck-endorsed-4-york-rake/6492090898.html)

thats ridiculous, but also a really good idea

 

[Alpine1]

LOL... the description made me laugh! Nice find Rob711, thank you

 

[JimBear]

Just what every wood burner needs to clean up their processing area.

 

[Rob711]

 

[Rob711]

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Mods I was trying to edit this pic into my original post for posterity

 

[sportbikerider78]

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You can put that rope loop around your neck and save yourself the frustration of trying to use this thing.

 

[D8Chumley]

What a bargain

 

[WiscWoody]

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What a bargain

Probably no need to look into that bargain since the good stuff goes fast.

 

[dougand3]

Whew. So, you leave stove and pipe in the weather for a year, then install it? Or maybe that room doesn't have a roof. If you want a controlled (hopefully) overfire, these boxwoods are $250 new.

 

[jetsam]

I wonder why this guy didn't like his new stove??

Stay tuned for another bargain from this seller in 2 years, unless the new stove is shorter than the old one.

 

[jetsam]

Heats well! Get yours today.