Den said:Wrought by the elves of the White Mountains for protection from the dark forces to the east, Anduril. Beacon of hope to free men everywhere. Symbol of independence from petroleum of the Middle East and labor of the Far East. Anduril, Flame of the West!
I'd buy one of those!
Catchy, and perfect for tapping into the Lord of the Rings market. One stove to rule them all.
Much better than my "Bilbo" idea.