Too funny Woody! I don't know what locals call it here, I've never heard of Hedge, hedge apple, or Maclura pomifera before now. I have heard the term Osage-orange though. I'm originally from up around Buffalo, and never heard the term up there either.
Love your name of Bodark, that would be a better one. Whips up the mental images of the things you eluded too.
Reminds me of a contest they ran up in Buffalo back in the 70's (after the blizzard of "77" I think) to name the "stuff" made of snow, ice, salt, dirt, etc. that sticks to the bottom of your cars behind the wheels during the winter. The winning entry was called "Snard", always remembered that! Everybody up around there calls it snard now.
Oh you're talking about "snirt" . . . come Spring time while riding the sled you're often riding in "snirt" -- a combination of snow, ice and dirt that often cakes up on your snowmobile.