Coaster said:Cool. Congratulations
I'm still waiting for your report on the VC Aspen, though. Is that now a conflict of interest?
elkimmeg said:Englander releases the Cori 5 top loading reversiable flue collar. BB sells his slogan rights, most BTUs per buck. I swap out on of my stoves for the Cori 5
Mike job becomes so easy he now know what it was like to be the old maytag repairman. Mike gets more time to play golf. BB gets to report on the NC-13 when he swaps out his Jotul.
Englander becomes so sucessfull they open their own stores and pisses off Home Crapo. Pissed off Home Crapo drops Englander and replaces them with an inferior brand stove that nobody will buy. Englander is so sucessfull that they look north for the Canadian market share and buys out PE. Whorehouse red and BB brown become optional colors. Endlander offers an optional soapstone top and optional bolt on soapstone side pannels to cash in out that market. Englander becomes so sucesfull that they adopt the woodstock approach to expanding market share. One can order up not only trim but add on soapstone.. Cori develops the first direct vented wood stove. Corie tells Englander to purchase land near Hog to store logs. Englander now sells neuclear splits. Englander is no longer sold at Home Cheapo, so now Harry has decided to carry their lineup. Dane Harman is looking and reflecting What could and should have been, as
Harman market share dwafts Englander's
Corie becomes a fee agent as part of an incentive package he is offered a Toyota tundra 4/4 natually a 5sp. Dane could have had him but that used hugo did not cut it.
Woodstoves now burn bio fuel so that Wrench can now follow his dogs with a pooper scooper. The PE debate ended because Englander bought them out.
Roo supports Englander. The stainlesss steel floating fire box is replaced by a tiatium one made by englander. Hardi backer and Micor combine to make in indestructiable board above the burn tubes first brought to market by Englander This alows Englander to hold in the smoke and they cet GPH in half BI forum disolves because there is so little particulates left to argue about.
Anti Cancer died from guess what, she found out she was in the wrong 50 % Bodhi went to Australia seeking his last wave. And VT woodburner just threw another log on
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