yet another Craigslist funny!

[Bubbavh]

(broken link removed to http://southjersey.craigslist.org/grd/2059135630.html)

Gotta love it!

 

[SolarAndWood]

"It is NOT split I do not do it for a living nor do I own a
Log splitter just have some extra wood "

++bonus pts for being straight up. still off his rocker on the price though.

 

[weatherguy]

No I will not take $5. $10. $20 for it. I rather pour gas on it and
have a bonfire

Nice guy :shut:

 

[Bubbavh]

It's also partially seasoned!
He probably cut it a month ago!
I should offer him $5 and ask if I can bring marshmallows to the bonfire.

 

[Danno77]

firewood semi stack of maple not split - $25 (s. jersey)

Maple non split but cut to length and semi seasoned
What is pictured $50.00 cash in top two pictures (sold)
Can deliver pending on your location (small fee for gas)
Or pick it up. Cash only
It is NOT split I do not do it for a living nor do I own a
Log splitter just have some extra wood
Will delete ad when gone.
No I will not take $5. $10. $20 for it. I rather pour gas on it and
have a bonfire

Second (bottom) set of pictures asking $25
Same tree (maple) semi seasoned but not all cut to length

 

[Wood Duck]

I am not that sure it looks like maple, but hey, he's not a pro.

 

[Backwoods Savage]

Wood Duck. You beat me to it. Funny looking maple, but we're going by pictures and they are the most difficult to tell what wood is. Still doesn't look like any maple around here.

 

[Adios Pantalones]

The bottom pic looks like the kind of maple that grows acorns to me.

 

[ChrisNJ]

Yea I saw that add, typical person who thinks they have gold and want a good price for it.