I love my woman! When I said that she looked at me kinda funny, so I explained it to her. Then she giggled and smiled. Proud. .... back story- She came home with a trunk load of wood this summer. I was like-"Cool, more to burn." Then another trunk load showed up. Then another. She told all her co-workers that we'll take their wood, and she's getting it basically delivered to her car! A trunk load at a time. At this point I think I could heat with this wood for a month. PLUS- it's not Pine! It's some hardwood (don't ask) with a dark heartwood and light outer ring- kinda stringy when split. Next year for burning. uh... it's not Pine so I don't care. Best part for me- no work, just stack it in the 11/12 or 12/13 stack. I'm tickled pink.